I Have A Human Sacrifice For You

Confession time is that this was me. I can't read

FUCK I DID NOT SEE THE NO SUBMISSIONS I AM SO SORRY

Not a problem! I'll pretend I saw nothing :)

WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO MANY ANONS

THAT MLEM WAS NOT ME

(- original anon)

Dear original anon,

It appears that we have an imposter among our midst. I am shivering in me timbers as we speak, I fear!

How doing

A incredible time to ask this, anon, I say in a not-mad-at-you-albeit-I-am-being-sarcastic-here

I was texting my mother and something she said cut a little too deep than it should have done (about my tone when replying to something she had said). I apologise, explain I have had a shit day

The shit day in question:

- I lost my nana on my birthday last Sunday and got told the day after

- Since then I have been a downright wreck and had to have the week off from volunteering. Today was also no exception. I felt awful the entirety of today, my sertraline is likely running overtime due to this

- My family at home do know that I have struggled with this news, but I don't think they realise how much more it can hurt when you are alone in this situation, isolated from everyone else. There is no community around me to help

- I contemplated calling my mother when I knew she would be awake for support and now that is no longer an option. I just cannot interact with her for a while, I need some space and so I lose a desperately-needed voice of support during all this (she is the only family member I really only speak to)

I have been so close to tears the entire day and this frankly tips it over the edge. I love her so much, I just wish I could speak to her right now

Pokes you. Baps you with my paw

I swear I disappear for months on end because life is getting the better of me and I come here on a distinct whim to get BAPPED within SECONDS OH MY GOD

..In any case..

[Lunges forward and nips hand]

being boil alive! how delicious!

- cheese-munching anon

Cheese-munching anon I hope you find peace when boiling amongst the vegetables.

Well played, original anon

- Cheese-munching anon

Can you both just find a separate room for this.

Is this what they call third-wheeling.

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Maybe finding out who anon was all along was a mistake.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Number one rule of the internet is do not click on strange links people send you but goddamn the infinity cow part is tempting.

Chat, I fear I cannot last much longer.

Guh. Infinite number of cows . . save me . .

Since it is pride month, I would like to reveal that this anon was in fact me

Happy pride Miss Cock!

So what do you do if you meet a tranny guy and you take the pants off and its a pussy instead of a dick?

me personally?

What if i straight up bitted you. Nommed the skin and bones

...that'd be a little hot, I'd say for I am always truthful with my ano- [GUNSHOT]