For Beatrice -

The light above my head looks like a halo

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Money makes the world go around

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE MOVIE SPOILERS AHEAD

I wasn’t warned about The homoerotic tension that would break the multiverse

I love you mysterious blue dot on my back <3 you’ve been my pookie ever since you appeared a few years ago (I have not clue how I got this??)

Happy pride month to the canon gay fish bois you make me happy

repost if you like girls and/or youre secretly a goose

It’s those small imperfections

You wish your limbs were

As small as twigs

But you say you’re not insecure

Because you feel it’s selfish

It would make you a burden

Your mental health

A burden

Pride month is over time to go back to my cave