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THE LAST OF US - #It’s just deer meat

is my blog now the old guard?? yes.

the old guard + cards against humanity (1/?)

Saw eternals last night - really cool film, greatly enjoyed it, anything with Ricard madden or Gemma Chan in is automatically cool so having them both in one movie was cool.

BUT

There is no way you can convince me that Sprite's haircut is that of a straight woman. Between the hair and the clothes that girl is queer and you can't say I'm wrong

Interstellar Overdrive

A Tess x Joel bodyguard/boss AU set in the 1970s whew

His fingertips brushed through the curtain of hair hanging to her waist. Dressing like a goddamn hippie with motivations that were resolutely square. A capitalist muckety-muck playing dress-ups with the beautiful people. Tess had some goddamn nerve and he wanted every last piece of her, Duke’s warnings be damned.

Because Duke was right – he’d never met anyone like her before. And maybe by getting a little closer he could unravel the enigma, because he’d meant what he’d told Duke – one woman was, essentially, the same as another. There were a finite number of parts people could play. And she was just playing one of them, concealing it a little better than most.

Tess whispered again in his ear: “You answer to me, now.”

Chapter One now on AO3! HNY!

My baby has decided that any water that isn’t in her bowl is good water. Here she is the shower. Drinking the tasty water.

If this isn’t me for the entire episode...

I’m 😍🌈

why is it so high????? Is everything on fire???? Also what does 70F even mean? I have no idea when things become hot as opposed to warm

also thank you to the person who put theirs up in celcius I actually understood that one!!

What’s the temperature from where you are right now?

damn imagine thinking the only way people have worth is if they never do anything unhealthy. panic must never drink, exercise daily, and always have the correct micronutrients. consider: people are worthy of respect irrelevant of what they eat, and you are a dick.

it’s cool and sexy to be fat and like food

Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.

Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.