Elssecondaccount - Actually The First Account

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

I would just like to point out that Julius Caesar was 55 years old when he died. This means he survived FIFTY-FOUR Marches over the course of his life. Statistically he was actually VERY GOOD at surviving March.

Ides of March Georg is an outlier adn should not have been-

tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooo I don’t want to be an isekai fantasy protagonist 😭 what if they give me an overused plotline and try to supplement it with a harem

trick or truck

… truck?

I’m ace, but I have a few Aro friends. They’re some of the coolest people I’ve ever met and are 18361541% valid. Anyone who says otherwise can go share their opinion on a different corner of the internet.

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.