All Night Long

they can even fuck my ass i wanna be part of the 1%

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

i tried to draw flowey from undertale uhh (has not improved art-wise in years and thought it'd look even worse)

kys

hate the fact that "kill yourself" is the hip, cool way to tell someone to fuck off. hate that people took the concept of telling another human being to end their own life and abbreviated it down to kys so they don't have to grapple with the horror of what they're actually saying

let's go back to ridiculous and harmless phrases that observers can maybe get a sensible chuckle out of instead

make like a tree and leaf

make like the wind and blow

put an egg in your shoe and beat it

treat your mouth like a door and shut it

Check out the new Eddsworld characters!!

Happy valentine's day or whatever

I know I said I was gonna draw zero day but i missed these geeks

billjer sloppy kissing?

Idk how to draw kisses

NOOOO UGH

I just had to unfollow someone bc they were a proshipper T-T

I thought they used one of their tags in a negative way ugh

and they were in so many of my fandoms noooo

song: ahhhhh look at all the lonely people

My yaoi… I finally colored them huzzah