Everyone's gangsta until mom comes back home and you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer
Me: *does things I like, hobbies I actually enjoy*
Me: yeah, this feels right
Me: * proceeds to abandon that hobby*
Also me: why do I feel so miserable now?
ah yes the classic badass lesbian pose
Born to indulge in art, climb trees, enjoy the fresh air, gaze at the stars and wonder
Stuck in an office surrounded by the click clack of keyboards and the smell of cheap cologne
So stylish, so cute, so perfect, so ✨gaaayyy✨
So you're telling me that I have to go to work EVERYDAY???
For the rest of my life?? Or at least til I have enough money to NOT goo??
Ahm?? Nuh-huu!
I'll go be a forest goblin instead, thanks
The suspense in palpable.