Hello May I Request Harpy!mammon (you May Skip Over This If You Like)

Okay so hear me out

Many agree that levi has…two. They can also sometimes agree on the…egg thing. And many have added barb to the two club, and hes been in the egg club for a HOT minute. Because well, they’re both reptiles.

…but what about diavolo? He’s represented by a dragon, which, lays eggs. And (depending on who you ask) has two. SO

GIVE HIM THE EGGS. GIVE HIM THE EXTRA ONE. HE IS A REPTILE AS WELL‼️

pov: levi sends you a snap after you left the devildom

I am a proud subscriber of the virgin Diavolo headcannon

for me as a Mephisto kinnie and stan it's so painful to see how people depreciate his friendship with Diavolo. when Mephisto starts adoring Dia everyone is babbling about how gay he is, but he was just raised to praise the young prince, his friendship is based on praising and I don't see anything gay there. it's even sad, knowing about their canon relationships. he wants to be noticed and doesn't wants to be abandoned. I hope people will stop this fetishism about making every male/male interaction in this game about being gay. friendship exists too.

I like the idea of dating Diavolo while still living at the HOL and it's getting late so Lucifer tries to send the deeply in love demon home and he doesn't want to but finally gives in when Lucifer gives him the look. Then not even 5 minutes later you have the future king of the devildom knocking on your bedroom window trying to get in again for more cuddles alakkgldlflsl 💕

Diavolo Headcannons

Dia brainrot go brrrrrr (pls I love this man)

warnings: NSFW (MDNI), couple of kinks mentioned, Diavolo having a sub-par father, author not knowing how to take things seriously (aka, use of the phrase "dicked down crazy style"), uhhh I feel like I'm missing something but I can't think of it so if I am pls lmk

SFW

<3- He’s always been intrigued by humans; how such fragile creatures could have so much courage would never fail to amaze him. So when MC comes along, this sweet little thing who didn’t even know demons actually existed until a few weeks ago, he can’t help but be impressed on how little fear they show

<3- Immediately finds himself attracted to MC, but, of course, being the crowned Prince of the Devildom, he tries to keep things diplomatic. He didn’t want to risk a scandal, especially not now, since everything was finally working out to his liking

<3- MC recognizes Dia as the Prince, but because they didn’t grow up in the Devildom, they aren’t sure what that title exactly entails, so they stick to treating Dia like they would any other person, much to Lucifer’s chagrin and Diavolo’s delight

<3- With how casual MC is to Diavolo, he quickly finds himself falling for them, despite his best efforts not to. How could he be expected to not fall head over heels for them? Especially with their laugh when they’re caught off guard, or the side eye they give that seems especially reserved for Diavolo, when one of the brothers does something laughable. He feels special, as if their little silent conversations exist in a place no one can taint; its something just for them, and that’s something Diavolo has always yearned for

<3- As soon as he realized his feelings were something he couldn’t just brush over, he told MC. He’s a patient man, but he sees no point in hiding it from you, not when you two were already as close as you were. He swears his soul ascends to the Celestial Realm when you reveal that you feel the same

<3- Showers you in the finest jewels and gold (or silver if it matches your complexion better, cool toned shawtys gotta stick together FR). His father growing up only showed affection by gift giving, leaving Dia to lack any emotional warmth outside of material objects. While he tries to be better than his father, and is always praising you and showing love in any way he can, he especially loves giving you gifts, as that’s how he learned to show love

<3- He doesn’t mind receiving gifts from you, anything you give him he’ll cherish for the rest of his life, but he gets especially soft when you make him something. Little paper flowers? They’re the prettiest he’s ever seen. You bake him cookies? They’re the best he’s had in years (don’t worry, Barbs gets it). Give him origami you made in class when bored? He’s proposing then and there /j (/hj?). Just the idea that you thought about him and cared enough to make someone by hand makes him all soft and fuzzy inside. 

<3- Aside from handmade things, Diavolo adores quality time. Just having you sit near him while he’s doing paperwork or enjoying his tea send him over the moon

<3- Very protective. While he’s sweet with you, and would never let you see any other side, he is still a demon, and he would (and has) threatened or killed a few who wished harm on you, and he’d do it again without a second thought

<3- Loves loves loves pet names. Lover, My dear, Angel (ironic), Beloved, he hardly ever calls you by your name anymore

<3- Overall, very soft with his lover. He just wants them to know how much he loves and adores them

NSFW

<3- I know this is widely agreed upon fandom-wise, but I’ll say it again for good measure. Size. Kink. Seeing how small you are compared to him makes him want to rail you into next week. When you look up at him with those doe eyes of yours, having to crane your neck up to make eye contact? Done. He’s dead. He died. It’s over for him

<3- You know monster fuckers? That’s how he feels about humans. Human fucker? Idk, but his enamoration with humans doesn’t stop in the bedroom

<3- Tries to be soft with you, really, he does. But at some point he just breaks, and he needs to dick you down crazy style then and there

<3- Praise kink, going both ways. He’ll tell you how pretty you are and how good you’re being for him, and will nearly cum when you tell him how good he’s making you feel

<3- He’s open to a lot of kinks, but isn’t likely to bring them up. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love experimenting though. Actually, it’s you who makes him realize he’s into a lot more than he thought he was

<3- Loves giving head. Really, good luck getting him off of you once he starts. He’ll be down there as long as you’ll let him, accidentally overstimulating you pretty much every time. But when he paws at your clothes and looks at you pleadingly, you can’t help but give him what he wants

<3- Generally, Dia’s just a big boy who wants to make his little human feel good. Boy’s absolutely whipped for you, and isn’t afraid to show it. Anyone who has a problem with it will be taken care of

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

I am having a brainrot about Beel

!!Spoilers from season 1!!

Beel sees himself as the protector of his family and loved ones. He used to be one of Lucifer's bodyguards if I am not mistaken and the angel the guards the gates of the Celestial Realm.

We know of the hurt he felt when he failed to protect Lilith and have her die before his eye. It's canon that not only does he blame himself but he also used to think that Belphie hated him for it.

Now imagine how he felt when he realized that Belphie was not in the human world but locked in the attic. He must have thought he failed as a protector ones again and to make the matters even worse, he had to go up against Lucifer too!! Another member of the family.

That lesson when Belphegor revealed himself to everyone was the lesson where Beel realize how much he failed in protecting his loved ones, the one thing he loves more than food.(In the unspoken feelings card is revealed that he thinks of his family 50% of the time while he thinks about food only 40% of the time)

And a few lessons later, MC dies at the hands of his own twin brother, failing once again to protect the ones important to him.

Beel has so much angst potential and I don't see it being talked about too often. There are so many scenarios where you can put him that would bring out parts of his character other than his love for food.

I wanna see fanfictions where he fails to protect MC and about all the mixed feelings that he would have about it. Him thinking he is not good enough for them because he couldn't shield from danger and that MC should be with someone that can protect them. What kind of protector is he if all his loved ones keep getting hurt.

I love Beel and I hate to see him suffering but he also has some really good angst potential outside of 'can't control my hunger/strenght so I might hurt them'.

I want to start to write imagine and headcanons about the otome game obey me but I don't have any ideas 😾