Gimme A Sec Im Trying Not To Have A Fucking Stroke While Reading This

last night i had a dream that my mom bought me a switch 2 but the top magnets for the joy con 2s were broken so i had to play in handheld by holding the joy con 2s into the switch 2 and it was up to scale wtf if i buy a switch 2 and its just like in my dream ima lowkey start panicking because of that rickety doo ass dream

I'm not sure if asks are the only form of communication you accept, judging by your bio/about me/whatever, so I'm gonna play it safe

You should try misgendering your dad on purpose when he's in earshot and see how he feels about it (if you're not afraid of any serious consequences, of course)

my dad is a father of seven children, i think hed still respond to being called "mom" also you can use anything to talk to me i gotta change that-

add more peanuts i dare you

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

HEY I KNOW THIS IS THE THIRD POST WITHIN 20 MINUTES BUT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL NOW REFER TO MYSELF AS FEMALE TO MY CLOSEST OF FRIENDS AND EVERYONE ONLINE (not too drastic, nothing my dad will notice. i think my dad is transphobic owo) im too scared to tell my family because im afraid everyone will think im weird or mentally ill and i will most likely cry in my room for hours, though, i think my mom wont dgaf

bark. raff raff.

meow

ugh what will my mom and dad think of me when they inevitably find out that im trans im stressing about it

god im so hot (as in the temperature)

double counter argument

we get miku AND freddy murcury

@god-offical

I would like to propose a trade. God to God

I give you Donald Trump and Elon Musk

You give us David Bowie

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i would but i just woke up and jesus christ i am not seeing shit correctly