Instructions For A Walk In The Woods

How to avoid conversations

“Hey what are you reading?”

Me: *shows front cover*

“Oh What’s it about?”

Me:*shows back cover*

the umbrella academy meme: [1/3] Songs

“I Think We’re Alone Now”

This is serious. I don't know how many times I have to convince people to at least go check the books out in the library rather than read a free pdf version. It's so disappointing when they don't listen. Authors put so much time into their books and do deserve that.

dear internet

please pay for my books?

thanks

urs

stiefvater

You are the air I need to breath. My body has grown dependent on you and you don’t even acknowledge my existence anymore. I’m suffocating without you. And you learned how to breathe without me.

theheartoftheplanet

problematic power duo and the chantry boy

When you stay up late and you’re alone with your self deprecating thoughts

Moodboard

Franz Kafka, 1912

dai characters as john mulaney quotes

Inquisitor: I'm feeling sort of existentially insane, but I'm trying to hold it together.

Cassandra: I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Leliana: Stop snitchin', motherfucker.

Josephine: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting.

Cullen: I used to smoke crack.

Varric: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Solas: If it's one of those "true or false" questions you should be able to add a third option, which is, "who's to say?"

Vivienne: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Dorian: Then, for a backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

Sera: STREET SMARTS

Cole: Things don't exist until they exist.

Blackwall: And then I said, "No," you know, like a liar.

Iron Bull: I took it, drank all of it, and said, "It's perfume."

Krem: Oh, well, thank you for asking. Well, you know how I'm full of rage?

Lace Harding: I'm very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

Hawke: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

                                             and I almost said your name.

(insp)