*food Thirst And Water Hungry Increase*

imma forever call gabriel agreste sucky gabe (inpsired by smelly gabe and a ao3 fanfic with the opening lines the reason why gabriel ugliano was called gabe instead of gabriel cause gabriel was the name of an angel and gabe sure as hell wasnt an angel) ill pribably forget it after sleep :/

⚰🗡💔i love everyone and eveything💀🖕🏼🤬

Last Christmas i gave you my heart and the very next day you sold it on ebay

This year to save me from tears I'll give it to a random stranger

This Christmas i gave you my heart and the very next gay i found it on craigslist

Twice bitten and zero learnt

i don't keep my distance

so you still cat-ch my eye (please let it go, it hurts)

just reblogging to ruin the 69 and damit god fucking damit why is every method so hard

It really bothers me when people say “If someone wants to commit suicide that badly, they’ll just do it”, but see, it’s not that simple. The human body is a curious thing, and it has self defense mechanisms that we personally can’t control. 

For instances, it’s actually quite hard to overdose on pills. You’re body will start making you throw up because it’s like “I don’t want this poison in me”, someone will find you and then call an ambulance. You’ll end up getting your stomach pumped, but if you don’t get there in time and your kidney or liver fails.It's dialysis for the rest of your life. 

Hanging yourself in also quite hard, because you need to find something strong enough to hold your weight, as well as a rope that’s strong enough too. There’s also the whole thing about height, because see, if you’re not high enough. You’ll just painfully strangle yourself for a while until you die, and if you’re too high, your head will pop off.

Cutting is an extremely painful way to kill yourself, because it takes quite a few cuts on the same spot to cut the right vein. You also need to cut deep, but it’s painful because you are after all, bleeding to death

Starving to death, my personal choice of action. Is a very slow process, because it takes a while before you actually get into dangerland. Then there’s also the factor of people trying to help you, forcing you into therapy, etc…

there are so many ways to commit suicide, but none of them are “easy”. People should think before they speak 

mess with the fandoms and you get the knife. i doubt it would do anything cause dudes a monster.

i  just threatened my brother with a kitchen knife because he stole my copy of the son of neptune and told me he was never giving it back. 

i was distressed, but it’s safe now.

don’t fuck with my percy, you little shit. 

*drinks dry cereal* *eats milk with cereal still in mouth* *swallows and chokes to heck without a heck pass*

i support this just hope nobody tries to whack them

dam your hand must be dead from all the writing

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

wait a minute THEYRE GONNA SUFFOCATE TO DEATH

BOTTLED HEROES~

Hello hello !! I’m alive and back with new merch, specifically STICKERS !! They’re available now on Redbubble so do check ‘em out if you can~ C:

i want to est food

isntead watch as half your otp gets eaten by titans

i need to do homework

instead look up your otp on pinterest

oh no its the day to turn in homework i have some time-

read fanfiction about your new otp

The worst thing about becoming old

The increase of the number of my OTP’s. 

Reblog if your ships ruin your life.