Headcanon that because elves aren’t great about time, and tend to have their heads in the literal stars, it is not unheard of for food to rot without them being aware that enough time could possibly have passed since it was harvested for it to no longer be good; it’s only been what like five minutes, maybe five years…? can’t possibly have gone bad yet. And since it’s not like eating food that’s gone bad actually hurts them, they just kind of…do. Not all the time, or anything. But sometimes. Without noticing. And worse (especially in the opinion of Hobbits, but also in the opinion of really anything non-elven that has ever sat at an elvish feast-table, although they’re generally better about food that they serve to guests because they specifically cook stuff to impress then, which makes it a lot more likely that whomever is doing the apple-tart will go “oh hey these apples are all squishy, let’s get some new ones” than they do when they’re just cooking for themselves) without caring.
Headcanon that this is also because ever since the Two Trees fell, everything in the world has tasted a little bit of death and ashes anyway so how can they be expected to notice if that apple has a bit of brown on it, when everything already tastes like the bitterness of fading to their tongue? Everything except the absolute freshest, newest, ripest fruits of a new spring, anyway. So the first harvest-fest of the year is a big deal to elves, and it’s not entirely because they just really like it when the flowers come back. It’s also the only time they can eat anything without tasting the ashes of Morgoth’s treachery against their lips and it’s not something they really talk about or even consciously notice….
But they do.
Doesn’t stop the Hobbits complaining, of course.
I, for one, need more Starfox content (my name for Staroba). I need it injected into my blood. Bonus points if they adopted Clover.
You and me both. Staroba marrying and raising Clover as their adopted child is what's currently consuming my brain right now.
I like to think they sometimes all take naps together. Not always, since Clover is old enough to sleep on their own, but they like the experience of feeling safe between their parents.
Yeah, we're doing this again
A.C. (19) C.G. (20)
AC, meant to be the angel of the two, (WIP) CG, the devil of the two, plagued with horrible thoughts influenced by the innate evil within him and the evil he unleashed. He does good things because he is a good person who struggles with literal demons in his head and the one that keeps waking him up at night.
Eyyyy!!
some spideysona stuff, featuring a picrew and @enigma-imagines's sona!
i know philip was exceedingly neglectful of his grimwalkers and he never even told them he'd been in the human realm before, but I really like the idea of him spinning this whole story about his Poor Brother who was Killed by Wild Witches and Hunter is just taking it all in with wide eyes and then the ghost of all the grimwalkers Philips killed and his brother start heckling him like "BOOOO I'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE!"
He likes to feel tall
Espio fans are eating good fr
Look, I know Espio was just trying to put an alibi together but The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog gave us autistic Espio with a special interest in trains and I fucking love it
@enigma-imagines drew this look how the most i look
give em hell girlllll
They left charmy at home with the brain cell lmao
Oh nawr, who let my ex husbands on this train?
Of course you did.
Thank God you look like Gucci, cause there ain't a thought behind thoes eyes.
I thought sarcastically as what I felt was acutally unease.
What in the Infinite Tsukiyomi, Rasengan, Naruto hand signs...
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