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"What is your relationship with Yoo Jonghyuk?"

"We are life and death companions."

Conspiracy theory time

What if Alfred was the head of Court of Owls all this time and that's how he knew everything and he kept batman under his radar as he was a vigilante to make sure court of owls could be kept a secret. And when Bruce found out the truth he knew that the court of owls functioned from the very ancient arkham asylum and Wayne mansion because he sheltered the leader all this time, he blows everything up and erases everything, killing himself in the process.

But he doesn't say anything to any of his children in his last message in fear that Alfred will kill his children too.

Nobody doubted Alfred because he raised Batman and since Alfred basically had access to anything and everything thanks to Bruce Wayne's and Batmans reach and talented hacker "grandchildren", he could make sure nobody actually realized that "Court of Owls" wasn't just an urban legend but an actual organization with Alfred as head. Alfred later turns Batman and Little Damien Robin into Talons after their death. He wanted to turn Jason too but he was taken from grave before that.

Since Alfred was supposedly dead and wasn't supposed to survive the explosion of Bat cave he was in a dilemma since he couldn't have access to any of batmans kids and all the kids had their own head quarters.

I think the read plot twist will be if in the Game Gotham Knights, Alfred is revealed to be the head of "court of owls" all this time.

2021 JDSE: Final day of posting! Sep. 5

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Today end's our posting period for 2021! Check in tomorrow, when we reveal the anonymous artists & authors behind the ONE HUNDRED AND TEN works in this years exchange! :D :D :D

Without further ado, here are today’s posted works:

be my husband man I be your wife by Anonymous for elwon [Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, 4.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Donna Troy, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Jim Gordon, Barbara Gordon, Bizarro (DCU), Gotham by Gaslight AU, Explicit Sexual Content, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Crossdressing, Sexual Tension, Es…(click for more tags)

Summary:

Dick both never wanted the Gotham Season to end while also having grown quite tired of all the expectant debutantes hoping to become his wife. Thankfully Jason, the ever dutiful Valet, is there to remind Dick that he has a spouse already in every way that matters.

Or Jason gently domming Dick and no one noticing because it's normal, with a sprinkle of Dick getting fucked while in a Victorian Dress

let me occupy your mind as you do mine by Anonymous for spacecapes [Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, 3.6k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire Jason Todd, Bloodlust, Lazarus Pit Madness, Mutual Pining, Seemingly Unrequited Pining, Insecurity, Blood Drinking, mildly dubious touching,…(click for more tags)

Summary: A forbidden fruit that Jason feared he would taint if he ever tried to take a bite. And bite he would; an all-consuming ache in his bones urged him to devour Dick piece by piece so that he was punished, so that he bled, so that he was Jason’s. Three burning desires that shook Jason to his core just acknowledging them.

Vampire!Jason comes home to find the most exquisite treat asleep on his couch. Unfortunately, he must fight the urge to do more than look when all three of his secrets threaten to expose him.

Open Up Your Window by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 1.1k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd-centric, musings, References to Jason's death, And less than stellar upbringing, for catharsis and the aesthetic tbh, Also watch out for a tiny bit of general Gotham unpleasantness, Brief …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason Todd walks the streets of Gotham.

the court magician by Anonymous for LullabyDance [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 2.3k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Pre-Slash, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Historical Fantasy, Nanda Parbat, But I spell it with an extra 'A', Sorry Not Sorry, Body Guard Jason Todd, Flirting, magician …(click for more tags)

Summary: Prompt: I'd love to see a fantasy AU!! With Dick as the new court magician and leader of the Titans? And Jason is the young prince, curious about this mysterious figure and if he's really as powerful as they all say? Or maybe Jason is the Captain of the Royal Guard who doesn't trust this masked newcomer at all and decides to investigate? Is Dick even a magician, or is he a dragon in disguise or just a human with a few tricks up his sleeve? You can go wild

I’d like a minute alone with your habitual proximity to death by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Not Rated, No Archive Warnings Apply, 7.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, with cameos by Cass & Zatanna & Alfred, Magical Nonsense, as an excuse for introspection, dick's self awareness sucks a little bit, jason is annoyed by his own improving mental health, …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason gets cursed to know what he wants. It doesn't really go like he'd expect.

Family Dinner by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 0k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Slice of Life, Fluff, humor(hopefully), …(click for more tags)

Summary: A belated treat. Hope you'll enjoy! [ART]

So lovely was the loneliness (of a wild lake) by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 11.5k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Mermaids, mermaid dick grayson, Mermaid Damian Wayne, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Good Older Sibling Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Loves…(click for more tags)

Summary: When his little brother Damian is captured by humans, Mermaid!Dick performs a spell that will give him a single night to be human. He seeks out the help of Jason to help him find his brother, and learns all about being a human in the meantime.

I am here for the tags

Jason has an ejectable soul?!!!

Yeah. He'll just step out of his body whenever he wants - it's useful for spying on people

Though he has a limited amount of time he can stay out of his body before he can't go back at all - there's also a distance limit. And if his body sustains fatal damage he wont be able to go back

So he has to be super careful where he leaves his meatsuit

The King and his knight

i hate the playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne. I just don’t want it

give me tired batdad Bruce Wayne who skipped a gala just to attend Tim Drakes highschool production of grease

give me Bruce Wayne who always keeps cereal in stock at wayne manor just in case Dick visits

give me Bruce Wayne who always trying to cheer up steph when she’s feels insecure about her abilities cause she hasn’t had the same amount of training as everyone else

give me Bruce Wayne who just wants one family dinner without screaming matches

give me Bruce Wayne who keeps putting trackers on Jason clothes everytime he comes to the manor because he gets so worried about him

give me Bruce Wayne who just cares for Duke so much. Who just wants to him to be happy and succeed

give me Bruce Wayne who spends nights doing puzzles with Damian even after patrol because he loves spending time with his son

give me Bruce Wayne who escapes to his office sometime for peace because his kids are just so fucking loud

give me Bruce Wayne who always covers Cass in blankets when she’s passed out after patrol

Give me Bruce Wayne who doesn’t know how to raise children in any way yet he has 583 of them

Well shit. Who's gonna fetch the old hag down?

Full credit to the creator @ ThePandaRedd on TikTok who actually made this video (if he contacts me to take this down I will) but I couldn’t just not post yet another golden video of his after watching it...

Tim Drake as John Mulaney Quotes

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The Bats are a family of detectives, hence why they do not tell each other anything. They just full expect each other to find out or somehow know, which they do. The problem is, not everyone is a Bat and that leads to funny misunderstandings and totally preventable shenanigans like Red Hood being arrested by the JL.

RH: Hey, not cool. You totally just blew my undercover operative.

JL: Excuse me??

NW: Yo, what gives man? He worked on that for three months. Also, why is my baby brother locked up?

RR, hacking the Watchtower: Ay yo, RH, what are you doing in space? Agent A is upset you missed book club.

JL: What is happening?

B: Hey, Robin wants to spar with y’all . Wait, is that Red Hood? Why have you locked up my son?

R: Tt, Hood, why haven’t you escaped yet? Those handcuffs shouldn’t be capable of restraining for more than thirty seconds.

RH: Honestly, I just wanted some answers and space is pretty cool

JL: ????? SON???? Red Hood, the crime lord, who is somehow Nightwing’s baby brother is your son???

B: Yes….? Did you not know? Also, he’s not a crime lord anymore. He just controls the Narrows. It’s not the same thing.

RH: Ya, I’m a reformed crime lord. Everyone knows that.

RR: Uhuh, that’s common knowledge. Everyone knows the birds are Batman’s kids.

JL: ???

The brightest and most beautiful smile we ever got from YJH...

...was when he threw his future life and deaf companion of a bridge into the mouth of a giant see serpant.