I like imaging Jason breaking into the manor in full Red Hood gear just so he can go into the kitchen and stress bake
Bruce: [walks in]
Jason: “no! Out! OUT!”
Bruce: “I live here!”
Jason: “I don’t care- look you made my soufflé collapse!”
Bruce: “I didn’t do anything, I just wanted to see who was making all this damn noise in my kitchen and get some water”
Jason: “your ugly face scared my fucking soufflé”
Bruce: “Jason you can le-… never mind, I just want my drink”
Jason: “oh my god! Get out already!”
Bruce: [mumbling to himself] “remember you love him, it’s a miracle he’s here today, you love him, you missed him, he is a blessing”
Jason: [throws water bottle at Bruce] “here’s your fucking water, switch over to a filter you fucking asshole. You’re killing the environment, it’s not like you can’t afford a damn filter”
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Woof woof!!! Be careful of the wolf!
(I'm having too much fun with Vampire Dickie (*`へ´*)
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Ok new fic idea
Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s
Also his parents are alive
And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”
And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”
And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more
Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”
And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”
And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”
And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”
But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”
Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WJXHAJXHWIZBFO MOONIE ANSWERED MY ASK!!!! THE AUTHOR OF MY FAVORITE SERIES ANSWERED MY ASK!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!
I love your stories and i love your art. The mob boss au is my most favorite AU of the entire batfandom or jaydick fandom. Keep writing. And never lose hope. There will always be someone to support you and pray for you. ❤💙💜💖💗❤💙
This is such a good sip of positive energy for my day. Moonie is crying now
Jason : You know since this is my second life.
Interviewer : * nervous sweating *
Dick: Do you want me to hit you?
Interviewer: Okay, figured.
Dick: Being judged.
Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.
Jason: I am.
Dick: I am the knife.
Jason: An adorable knife.
Jason: The underground
Dick: ...My crime lord husband.
Dick: Depends on our night activities.
Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.
Jason: John.
Dick: No, Beast walks John.
Dick: My family.
Jason: My family.
Dick: Do you want me to hit you?
Interviewer: Figured!
Dick: My family.
Jason: Marrying him.
Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!
Jason: I drive.
Dick: And I drive him crazy.
Dick: Divorce.
Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.
Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...
Dick: Loud.
Jason: Beautiful.
Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.
Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.
Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!
Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.
Jason: My husband.
Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.
Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.
Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?
Dick: I...don't...
*door slammed open*
Jefferson: He can!
Jason: I am *proudly*
Dick: Jason.
Jason: Dick.
Jason: Can he?
Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?
Dick: Can we even meet each other though?
Jason: I've found you.
Han Sooyoung: Oi, I've got one thing to ask you.
Kim Dokja: You're ugly.
Han Sooyoung: Fucker... Who said I wanted to know? (Petty bastard)
Kim Dokja: Then what is it?
I love their interactions 🤣🤣
Yoo Jonghyuk: How did you know I was going to propose?
Kim Dokja: Lee Hyusung hasn't been able to look at me all month without crying.
Making fun of Han Sooyoung’s height is a passion
[image description: 5 drawings starring biyoo from omniscient readers viewpoint. she looks like a cotton ball with a unicorn horn.
1: biyoo being carried by kim dokja, saying, “father I am too big to carry now.” Dokja says “no…” In another doodle, Yoo joonghyuk carries biyoo over his shoulder while holding a grocery bag. in the last doodle, han sooyoung sees biyoo sitting in a chair, and thinks, “I was going to sit here.
2: han sooyoung reaches for the chair, and thinks, “maybe I can squeeze in.” Biyoo wakes up, and Sooyoung thinks, “I’ll find somewhere else.”
3: han sooyoung sits next to Biyoo on the chair, with a computer on her lap. Text pointing to her says, “meant to work on writing, ended up watching a movie with Biyoo. joonghyuk watches the movie next to them, and text pointing to him says, “was going to say he’s done cooking, got invested in the movie. Kim dokja walks by, and the text pointing to him is just question marks.
4: Kim dokja puts his coat on Biyoo, and she looks suprised as it shrinks to her size.
5: Yoo mia wears joonghyuks outfit, and biyoo wears kim dokjas coat and has his sword. The outfits are too big on them. End ID]
biyoo times 16-20