I Like Imaging Jason Breaking Into The Manor In Full Red Hood Gear Just So He Can Go Into The Kitchen

I like imaging Jason breaking into the manor in full Red Hood gear just so he can go into the kitchen and stress bake

Bruce: [walks in]

Jason: “no! Out! OUT!”

Bruce: “I live here!”

Jason: “I don’t care- look you made my soufflé collapse!”

Bruce: “I didn’t do anything, I just wanted to see who was making all this damn noise in my kitchen and get some water”

Jason: “your ugly face scared my fucking soufflé”

Bruce: “Jason you can le-… never mind, I just want my drink”

Jason: “oh my god! Get out already!”

Bruce: [mumbling to himself] “remember you love him, it’s a miracle he’s here today, you love him, you missed him, he is a blessing”

Jason: [throws water bottle at Bruce] “here’s your fucking water, switch over to a filter you fucking asshole. You’re killing the environment, it’s not like you can’t afford a damn filter”

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Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

3 years ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WJXHAJXHWIZBFO MOONIE ANSWERED MY ASK!!!! THE AUTHOR OF MY FAVORITE SERIES ANSWERED MY ASK!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!

I love your stories and i love your art. The mob boss au is my most favorite AU of the entire batfandom or jaydick fandom. Keep writing. And never lose hope. There will always be someone to support you and pray for you. ❤💙💜💖💗❤💙

This is such a good sip of positive energy for my day. Moonie is crying now

I Love Your Stories And I Love Your Art. The Mob Boss Au Is My Most Favorite AU Of The Entire Batfandom

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3 years ago

Jason : You know since this is my second life.

Interviewer : * nervous sweating *

Mobwife Au Q&A: 20 Questions - Vogue style

1. Who is the top and who is the bottom?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Okay, figured.

2. What is the thing that makes you nervous?

Dick: Being judged.

Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.

3. Who is the spoon?

Jason: I am.

Dick: I am the knife.

Jason: An adorable knife.

4. What is keeping you busy these days?

Jason: The underground

Dick: ...My crime lord husband.

5. Who wakes up first and who wakes up last?

Dick: Depends on our night activities.

Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.

6. Who walks Beast?

Jason: John.

Dick: No, Beast walks John.

7. What makes you happy in life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: My family.

8. Who wears the money pants in the family?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Figured!

9. What is the best thing in your life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: Marrying him.

Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!

10. Who drives and who is the shotgun?

Jason: I drive.

Dick: And I drive him crazy.

11. What would you do if your partner cheated?

Dick: Divorce.

Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.

Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...

12. What is Gotham like?

Dick: Loud.

Jason: Beautiful.

13. What's your secret talent?

Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.

Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.

Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!

14. Name one thing you can't live without.

Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.

Jason: My husband.

15. What's the weirdest thing about yourself that you've come across on the Internet?

Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.

Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.

Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?

16. Can Nightwing really purr?

Dick: I...don't...

*door slammed open*

Jefferson: He can!

17. Who is the clingy one?

Jason: I am *proudly*

18. Who is John's favorite?

Dick: Jason.

Jason: Dick.

19. Will John have a sibling in the future?

Jason: Can he?

Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?

20. What will you say to each other in another life?

Dick: Can we even meet each other though?

Jason: I've found you.

2 years ago

Han Sooyoung: Oi, I've got one thing to ask you.

Kim Dokja: You're ugly.

Han Sooyoung: Fucker... Who said I wanted to know? (Petty bastard)

Kim Dokja: Then what is it?

Han Sooyoung: Oi, I've Got One Thing To Ask You.

I love their interactions 🤣🤣

2 years ago

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[image Description: 5 Drawings Starring Biyoo From Omniscient Readers Viewpoint. She Looks Like A Cotton
[image Description: 5 Drawings Starring Biyoo From Omniscient Readers Viewpoint. She Looks Like A Cotton
[image Description: 5 Drawings Starring Biyoo From Omniscient Readers Viewpoint. She Looks Like A Cotton
[image Description: 5 Drawings Starring Biyoo From Omniscient Readers Viewpoint. She Looks Like A Cotton
[image Description: 5 Drawings Starring Biyoo From Omniscient Readers Viewpoint. She Looks Like A Cotton

[image description: 5 drawings starring biyoo from omniscient readers viewpoint. she looks like a cotton ball with a unicorn horn.

1: biyoo being carried by kim dokja, saying, “father I am too big to carry now.” Dokja says “no…” In another doodle, Yoo joonghyuk carries biyoo over his shoulder while holding a grocery bag. in the last doodle, han sooyoung sees biyoo sitting in a chair, and thinks, “I was going to sit here.

2: han sooyoung reaches for the chair, and thinks, “maybe I can squeeze in.” Biyoo wakes up, and Sooyoung thinks, “I’ll find somewhere else.”

3: han sooyoung sits next to Biyoo on the chair, with a computer on her lap. Text pointing to her says, “meant to work on writing, ended up watching a movie with Biyoo. joonghyuk watches the movie next to them, and text pointing to him says, “was going to say he’s done cooking, got invested in the movie. Kim dokja walks by, and the text pointing to him is just question marks.

4: Kim dokja puts his coat on Biyoo, and she looks suprised as it shrinks to her size.

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