Fashion Meme With The Batfam 

Can I just take a moment of silence and marvel the work of this marvelous artist/poet? She is an amazing girl of multipe talents. 

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Joongdok HS AU where kdj’s heavy love is about to clash with crazy yandere yjh’s love. He has no idea what’s to come.

Cue hsy watching this unfold. She’s too tired to deal with those idiots.

I love Jason's glowing green eyes headcanon. But I must add, his scars also glows in the dark when he gets angry. I mean the ones related to his death, like the autopsy and the crowbar scars. Rough lines running through his body in a glowing deadly Lazarus-pit- green. And his family totally take advantage of it. To be fair, Jason is a total brat about it too.

My friend and i were talking about it and we both agreed that one of Jason's ideas of fun is standing in the corner of his siblings rooms, in the middle of the night, looking at them sleeping on their bed. He will make a noise to wake them up and just watch as his panicked sibling screams and falls on the floor, all twisted in the bed sheets while a dark figure with glowing eyes is maniacally laughing at them.

Jason constantly makes midnight snacks in the kitchen, he doesn't bother turning the lights on. So one night Bruce was going to his study to read some files he had in hand. He passed by the kitchen and saw jason there, with his glowing eyes and thought "You know what? I'm too tired to go all the way to my study just to read a fucking file." He then walked towards jason and held the papers right under his eyes. "The fuck B?"

The batfam use his glowing scars all the time in missions.

Tim: Okay, we can't use our comms in the field or else they will track us. So everybody, get a partner and I will send you a sign to regroup.

(Later that night)

Tim: Hey Jason, do you remember that gun that you really loved? There's a reason why this sentence is on the past.

Jason, glowing bright green: WHAT. DID. YOU FUCKING. DO!?

Bruce: There's the sign!

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(Everybody trapped in a riddle's bizarre scape room)

Riddle, through the speakers: It's time to get this riddle a little more dark

(The lights goes off)

Damian: Tt great, now we can't see the key hole

Tim: I swear I saw it right here!

Steph: well, since we're gonna be stuck here for a while, i'll talk about my English assignment. My teacher suggested me to choose Diana Wynne as my author, but she is too boring, so i chose Jk Rowling instead.

Jason: if you think that a motherfuCKER TRANSPHOBIC TERF IS BETTER THAN DIANA WYNNE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING HARRY POTTER AND SHOVE IT RIGHT INTO YOUR ASSHO-

Steph: I found the lock!

JayDick

Supersons with the Justice League. How will it go?

Oliver: How are you liking it here?

Damian: We don't.

Jon: It's so boring. There's nothing to do.

Oliver: Well, don't tell Bats I told you, but he keeps some extra of his butler's cookies in the break room.

———————

Jon: Look, it's Atom!

Damian: I imagined him taller.

Ray: Superman, Batman, were you playing with my shrinking tech?

Jon, whispering to Damian: Let's play along so we don't hurt his feelings.

Jon: Whoops, I guess we were. Sorry.

Ray, internally: They're playing along! I'm gonna get a good grade in uncle, something that's normal to want and possible to achieve.

———————

Dinah: Why are you outside my dressing room?

Jon: You're a really good singer.

Damian: I can get you in contact with an agent.

Dinah: Thanks, but I already have one.

Damian, handing her a business card: Let me rephrase that. I can get you in contact with a BETTER agent.

Dinah: ...You have my attention.

———————

Jon: So can you construct anything you want?

Hal: As long as I have the willpower and imagination.

Damian: What about these?

Damian: *shows him their Cheese Viking OCs*

[five minutes later]

Jon: Eat cheddar!

Damian: You are no match against my almighty parmesan blade.

Hal: Note to self: talk to Carol about kids.

———————

Jon: Race you down the hall!

Damian: Last one there has to pay for lunch.

Barry: You're on.

Damian and Jon: *zoom off*

Barry: *walks at human speed*

———————

[at lunch]

Damian: Is this vegetarian?

Zatanna: Nairategev ti ekam.

Zatanna: It is now.

Jon: While you're at it, can you please make these nuggets dino-shaped?

———————

Damian: Thank you for the gingerbread craft supplies. We have created something for you in return.

Jon: *shows him a gingerbread Atlantis*

Arthur: *chokes up remembering his son would've been as old as them*

Arthur: I shall make sure my whole kingdom sees this.

———————

Damian: So we have Jon, Jon, and J'onn. This is why I call people by last name.

Jon Kent: We can start a club!

J'onn: That sounds a little childi—

Jon Stewart, elbowing J'onn: Sure!

Jon Stewart, whispering to J'onn: Don't you dare crush the kid's dreams.

———————

Diana: *happily ruffling their hair*

Damian: *scowling*

Jon: *smiling*

———————

Bruce: Thank you all for watching my son.

Clark: Mine too.

The Justice League:

The post-Dark Castle arc conversation between Yoo Joonghyuk and Lee Sookyung we didn't get to see

Damian under the chair gives me life

Lads, he's back at it again

Tim Drake as John Mulaney Quotes

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#JOONGDOKSWEEP

The Bats are a family of detectives, hence why they do not tell each other anything. They just full expect each other to find out or somehow know, which they do. The problem is, not everyone is a Bat and that leads to funny misunderstandings and totally preventable shenanigans like Red Hood being arrested by the JL.

RH: Hey, not cool. You totally just blew my undercover operative.

JL: Excuse me??

NW: Yo, what gives man? He worked on that for three months. Also, why is my baby brother locked up?

RR, hacking the Watchtower: Ay yo, RH, what are you doing in space? Agent A is upset you missed book club.

JL: What is happening?

B: Hey, Robin wants to spar with y’all . Wait, is that Red Hood? Why have you locked up my son?

R: Tt, Hood, why haven’t you escaped yet? Those handcuffs shouldn’t be capable of restraining for more than thirty seconds.

RH: Honestly, I just wanted some answers and space is pretty cool

JL: ????? SON???? Red Hood, the crime lord, who is somehow Nightwing’s baby brother is your son???

B: Yes….? Did you not know? Also, he’s not a crime lord anymore. He just controls the Narrows. It’s not the same thing.

RH: Ya, I’m a reformed crime lord. Everyone knows that.

RR: Uhuh, that’s common knowledge. Everyone knows the birds are Batman’s kids.

JL: ???