My gender is a combination of
Girl but in a Crowley way
Guy but in an Aziraphale way
Neither but in a Muriel way
Both, also in a Crowley way
I will not elaborate further
I made this blog like half a year ago and the URL is still accurate because most of the time I’m sure I’m genderfluid but in times like these I’ll feel one gender too strongly and go “Wait is this my real gender” (all my genders are my ‘real’ gender I just forget that a lot)
I keep thinking of Calculester Monster Prom and I’m like hmm. How can we make him a lesbian
The secret third option is being a Maggie
it is my theory that the harder you insist that you’re a crowley the more you are an aziraphale
I need to start a counter for how many times my sexuality changes
I’ve never even had a breakup that was bad enough to cry to a breakup song but I’ll be damned if Aziraphale and Crowley don’t make me want to cry to them anyway
Yeah I definitely don’t like men
My favorite part of Monster Prom is when the narrator says “I’M GONNA NARRATE!” and then narrates all over the place
My specific experience with romance is so weird because for a good bit I was like “I don’t want a relationship ever” and now I’m like “Man I want a gf so bad”
Being queer is. An experience