Eternalgendercrisis - And Who Could Forget Dear Rat Boy?

Thinking of going back to my old Dwampyverse blog since I never deleted it

I made this blog like half a year ago and the URL is still accurate because most of the time I’m sure I’m genderfluid but in times like these I’ll feel one gender too strongly and go “Wait is this my real gender” (all my genders are my ‘real’ gender I just forget that a lot)

My gender is just feeling one way for months on end and thinking that’s my ‘real’ gender only to suddenly change entirely and the process repeats again

I’ve now seen half the events in Monster Camp I need to go outside

Every time I listen to Chop Away at My Heart I hear Baljeet in my head at the beginning and it kills me because I just think of him dabbing

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

they popped over to the danville autumnfest on their lunchbreaks

They share a brain and I think this is always playing in it

I’ve never even had a breakup that was bad enough to cry to a breakup song but I’ll be damned if Aziraphale and Crowley don’t make me want to cry to them anyway