Epic Au Where Everything Is The Same Except Telemachus Has A Pet Wolf

This was the second scene I did for the RePhanimated project!! This one was super fun to work on, haha :D

Odysseus: No, you're cuter

Penelope: No, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 cuter

Odysseus: No, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 cuter

Telemachus: There are literally over 100 people dead in our house, guys.

HELP ME

i saw this image and immediately thought of them.Please tell me nobody has done this already LOL (。-∀-)

September 1st, 1989

Dear Diary,

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

This is a reminder to:

Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.

Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar

Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other

Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)

Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this

Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.

all my american friends and followers, you have my utmost sympathy. to all the Black people, Indigenous people, Arabs, people of colour, immigrants, queer people, trans and nonbinary people, intersex people, low-income/working class people, women, muslim people, jewish people. my heart goes out for you. things will get better. do not stop fighting and surviving.

Eurylocus: I opened the windbag when you were asleep…

Odysseus: shh he doesn’t know I know this hack

Odysseus: Eurylochus, light up six torches

When I get so in my feels I gotta pull out this combo