Ewoo - Whoop-De-Doo

H-how does he turn the chair around

Okay but if Zuko doesn’t do a dramatic chair spin while petting Sushi like a Bond Villain at least once what’s even the point of giving him a cat

This is hard to picture. Clearly I require highly specific Zuko-as-a-Bond-Villian-ominously-petting-a-catopus fanart. For visualization purposes.

Someone yells at Lance to switch. He changes to Hanzo/Ashe.

Pidge would play as Mercy but only as a battle mercy, no healing

Voltron team playing Overwatch just because

Keith: edgy Reaper main. Always sticks to the classic skin. 21+ hours on Reaper. Doesn’t understand why people call him edgelord for it. Unironically uses the highlight intro where Reaper draws his finger over his neck.

Lance: mains as Widowmaker and is actually pretty good at sniping. Still would choose Widowmaker even though there’s already 3 on the team. Never stays on the payload.

Hunk: the Good Citizen Overwatch Player™. Says Hello to his teammates every round, protects the healer, and always congratulates the winning team. Pretty versatile but mains as Zarya.

Pidge: Nerf this

Allura: A beast at Pharah. Can use rocket barrage without dying most of the time. Always yelling at the others to move the payload. Has to defend the point by herself.

Coran: The camping Bastion. Doesn’t even know why people call him an asshole for it.

Shiro: The one that begrudgingly switches to Mercy or Zenyatta because no one else wants to heal. Cries in silence as his teammates all abandon him and he fends for himself. Gets POTG anyways. Wants to use Genji. Already level 100 by the first week he gets the game. Hasn’t slept at all.

we really need to push this like we did with mineblr so.

PLEASE if you are writing about an smp on ao3 JUST use the smp tag, not the minecraft tag. right now its literally fucking impossible to use the minecraft tag to find fics about the actual fucking game and there are people who are very frustrated about that

why can I not just beam this fic into yall's brains??? why must I write it?

Fuck

Necromancer Joel because I said so

I forgot to post this ages ago so im doing it now:

Man, that flashback episode really reminded me of all the things I hate about Zoox and Devo.

(Which speaks to the McElroys bc I'm pretty sure I am supposed to, if not hate, at least dislike these aspects of their characters)

For Zoox - It's mostly just that he's very callous and easily offended? Which to be fair to him, he's basically a toddler so it's pretty understandable. Just sometimes it rubs me the wrong way, like when he was talking to Hermine about Finneas' lantern and being offended when she tries to keep, what is ostensibly, the corpse of her friend that, to him, is just a lantern with no meaning ascribed to it other than it is his.

My main problem is that this characterisation seems mostly incidental and is framed as positive and at other times he seems rather willing to give things to other people - not a greedy guy for the most part which made the whole thing seem a bit weird to me, but it could just have been a tonal disparity.

Devo is just an asshole. He constantly explodes at people and blames them for things that aren't really their fault (example: Finneas, the sallow) and doesn't provide any constructive feedback alongside his complaints of other people (again: sallow). He's also kind of a hypocrite in that he gets easily offended at things and also seems surprised at people being hostile to him despite his poor treatment of them (see: the bar fight, enlisting the biggest baby). He doesn't really apologise and when he does I feel as if it's often about the wrong thing, just the wrong time or he makes the situation more about him. The apologising thing might just be something he learned from the church, though.

On the subject of the church I feel a large disconnect between the story Devo is telling and the story we are seeing (specifically the lantern room), but I think that might just be due to Travis and Griffin not really discussing it properly between them. I got the impression the lantern memory was worse in Travis's mind than it turned out to be, it was still bad, don't get me wrong, but Guidance was being kind of a good teacher the entire time (as in: there were no threats or punishments, just gentle encouragement - it was a discussion). Which isn't to say I like her - she's a gaslighting, lovebombing bitch. (Specifically: when they talked to her for their contract)

I honestly have no complaints about Amber. She's a well-written, well rounded character who is consistent in both her flaws and her strengths. She's a badass woman who lived through the apocalypse, I don't know what to tell you.

I'm not going to lie: I really don't like Devo. And I really preferred the scientist over him. (He was fun. Hope he shows up again)

But also Devo is somehow my favourite of the three and I'm excited to see how Devo manages his anger issues (which he's acknowledged he has! love that for him) and further develop as a character. As well as potential for seeing what the Church/Hand Of Benevolence is really like (I want them to be really shitty).

All of this to say that a lot of people like this exist and props to Travis and Clint in making me have lots of conflicting feelings about Devo and Zoox

Me 🤝 Wilbur Soot

Being white pretty British boys that lust after salmon

Hmmmmmmmm something something chapter three something something this fic you recced earlier

Another chapter so soon after the other one?? :OO what am I on

go read my batfam twitter fic