Bilbo, On The Trip Of His Life: Holy Shit Gandalf This Is Great

If you were to ask the question

"Who would win if the Dream SMP CC fought their character's?"

The answer is always the character, except in some particular instances:

Wilbur

Schlatt

Jack Manifold

Technoblade

Now, I see some of you looking at that last one, and I've got to say: wait just a second, let me do the others first.

CC!Wilbur Soot is fucking crazy man. He would kill C!Wilbur with no hesitation and it wasn't even supposed to be a fight to the death. Sure C!Wilbur knows how to fight, sure he's a terrorist, but he's also weak as shit man. Fresh from the grave and about ten years older, he has so many problems with his body y'all. I bet he's got a limp. When he breathes it's wet. Sure both Wilbur's bones can snap like twigs, but CC has the advantage of being alive his whole life and wanting his C to suffer. C!Wilbur would hesitate and CC!Wilbur would not, and that makes all the difference.

CC!Schlatt has a gun. C!Schlatt stands no chance. Sorry bro.

Now. Here's the thing. This could actually go either way. C!Jack is easily intimidated, but so is CC!Jack. It all boils down to who can make the other back down first, the most likely outcome is a forfeit. As long as CC!Jack makes C!Jack believe he's a boxer he's won, however if any punches are thrown (though this is unlikely) C!Jack would best him.

CC!Techno would defeat Technoblade with the power of meta. We know for a fact that Technoblade is somewhat aware of the nature of his existence, though to what extent it is unclear. CC!Techno knows all of Technoblade weaknesses for he created them. All CC!Techno has to do is tell Technoblade he created him and without him he wouldn't even be a thought and if Technoblade strikes him down he shall cease to exist in all forms. If this doesn't work he can use his ultimate weapon: Floof.

Dr Julien: that's a nice looking son you have there

Koko:

Dr Julien: would be a shame if someone were to,,, adopt him

Koko: Julian, we need to talk about your adoption problem.

Dr. Julien, with his six kids, two he built, one he semi-legally adopted/saved from a mafia, and three he saved from his bitter ex-coworker: What problem?

Whint: He doesn’t have a problem. These are our kids.

Koko: But you can’t adopt every sad kid you see-

Dr. Julien: Watch me.

Taako looks like such a fckn meme, lol

"Of course I have a mother you dumb b-"

It snowed recently!

@ dream SMP fandom

shirt idea

The reason Techno wears a crown is because as a kid Wilbur would always tell him to lift his chin up because his crown was falling when he was upset at school but Techno didn't quite understand metaphors yet (piglins don't have them) so Wilbur got him a real crown for his birthday

So you DO

"Do you like this character?🥺?" I want to see him sobbing and writhing in a ditch. Leave me alone

Move your Minecraft bed away from theirs. I'm sure they'll get the message

tips on breaking up w someoen?

Like i’m genuienly so sorry you’re in this position but i run a blog for minecraft youtubers