THERE IS A MAGGOT COMING OUT OF YOUR EYEBALL

Slay the Princess text posts

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to celebrate teacher appreciation week early, my school hired a latte/coffee cart, where u could get a pic printed on your drink. i said cringe is dead and got kim.

slorped him. watch his eyebrow raise higher and higher in disdain for being slorped.

I find it very neat that both Blasphemous games have pre-final-boss bosses be harder/more intense than the final bosses themselves.

Like, there's something almost inspiring in the fact that no amount of godly power, no amount of big projectiles or exploding pillars of energy and no matter how big and towering and divine said being is; it can't hope to achieve the intensity and seriousness of a skilled weapon-wielder giving their all to slay you, getting into your face, punishing you with counters or quick jabs

That's some human spirit vs the overwhelming universe type shit

ATTENTION, DELETED SCENE OF EPISODE 4.

The squad. The gang. The posse, perhaps.

Alas, it is only fanfiction.

Worn-out Bridge

Ok so I got myself Scarlet Hollow because I really liked Slay the Princess and figured that if the devs put in the same amount of effort into it then it'll be an enjoyable experiance.

And all I have to say is: Holy Shit