"Ain't That A Dock Of The Cock" Might Work Better?

"Ain't that a dock of the cock" might work better?

I have seen... Many things.

So many.

aint that just a suck in the dick

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8 months ago

Call me whatever, as long as you aren't being intentionally rude it'll be fine.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

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1 month ago
Ferret Business

ferret business

1 year ago
Sometimes Toads Appear Around The House, Especially In The Evening Or At Night. The Dogs Are Scared Of

Sometimes toads appear around the house, especially in the evening or at night. The dogs are scared of them, the cats just think they are rocks apparently, and the chickens will devour any they can catch, but sometimes we find them first and get a picture of them.

This one is a bit smaller than a baseball, and vanished just a few seconds after this picture.

cute toady boyo


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1 month ago

Am I having a stroke, or are you high?

Oh goody, it's neither.

A Mirror Breaks

A mirror breaks

1 month ago
Samus Says "don't Forget To Stretch!"

samus says "don't forget to stretch!"

9 months ago

If I made it 6 days, 3 weeks, 5 months, a year, 2 decades, 6 centuries without needing it, it's fine for another few spans of time!

facelessesper - Purple Spook Zone
1 month ago
Sammy And Her Funny Son
Sammy And Her Funny Son

sammy and her funny son

1 month ago
facelessesper - Purple Spook Zone

Encyclopedia Bullshitica is now for sale through Barnes and Noble!

Encyclopedia Bullshitica Is Now For Sale Through Barnes And Noble!

The first facts-i-just-made-up book can now be purchased through Barnes and Noble here. It's still available directly from Lulu.com, where I get about $7 per copy, but but Barnes and Noble can order it to any of their stores if that's helpful or more convenient.

If you like the blog, please check it out!


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3 months ago

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

10 months ago

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

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