It's Them And No One Can Convince Me Otherwise

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

MY TWO FAVS IN ONE OMD???

they can mess with your head

｡𖦹°‧ astronatis

oh I would PAY for a valo series (for my bbgs more like it but still)

Respectfully. Arcane can go fuck itself

Now that I've got your attention, I don't hate the series (I've never watched it)

But Valo REALLY needs it's own series

I don't know why Riot didn't make a series for Valo while Valo was at its peak

I'm pretty sure League was dead by then and honestly...I would pay to watch the Valo series

I've never played League but I'm pretty sure the agents in Valo have more specified characteristics and it's shown ingame more rather than the characters in League

So just saying Riot...kindly make a series for Valo. Please

yeah sure why not

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

“damn she looks hot” yes she does neon,yes she does

This is my new obsession

Sleepless nights with fadeshock

im in love

ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ ꜰʀᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ ᴀᴜ ✦ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ

you foster a hot and cold relationship with your desk buddy, James, until things start to change, and you both fail to ignore your new feelings. fem, sfw you and James have to share a bed you slip outside of the office you offer the very first olive branch James defends you from a coworker James assures you that you’re pretty James pretends you aren’t cute at karaoke you faint at the office you realise James isn’t fully insufferable you fall asleep on James’ shoulder James forgets why he doesn’t like you you buy James a new smiski for his desk you come onto your period unexpectedly James accidentally calls you lovely you and James get stuck in a lift James hates when people flirt with you James jumpstarts your car, you ogle James is upset when others treat you badly you call James ‘Jamie’ for the first time James antagonises you into a kiss you and James hide your feelings James takes you out for coffee

MY BABEY

i don't even main neon...

no.I cant do this right now,so no.

But guys. What if Brisket Five actually can make good food. What if he is able to make perfect meals. Or at least, knows what to make that a "Five" likes.

What if the reason why briskets always have some flaws is that he thinks none of Five's, including himself, deserve the food they want to have?

What if this is his little way of secretly hating every single person there? Hating every version of himself.

Because in the end, they all left their families.