'imperialist America Au' Is Crazy Considering America IS Imperialist, Lol

okay. story time.

A while ago I had joined the Viprin+Paste server for the emojis, but never really talked or anything since I don’t feel too confident speaking to people in big public Discord servers. But I eventually thought to myself, “hey, why not post some of my Geometry Dash art?” And so, I began to talk to get level ups in the server. Lo and behold, while I’m in the middle of doing this, Viprin himself appears to thank one of his supporters…

…and he sees the emoji I used, being my design of his cube as a humanoid character. My friend @tubulartimetopper-blog made the emoji! Anyways, Viprin noticed it.

And he wanted to see my design. So for the next few minutes I was scrambling to get to level 5 in the server, and upon doing so and posting my art, the unspeakable happened.

HE PUT IT IN HIS ART SHOWCASE CHANNEL. AND I FREAKED OUT SO MUCH- by the way, soon afterwards my buddy @boxcoglitchbox also got their awesome art posted in this channel. It was so insane like I could’ve never expected it.

And guess what? Later, I gained the confidence to start an art thread in the official Geometry Dash server. And as of today…

I WAS FEATURED AGAIN. I CANNOT STRESS HOW MUCH I AM LOSING IT RIGHT NOW. I’M STIMMING, SCREAMING, AND SOBBING ALL AT ONCE. I’M SO HAPPY PEOPLE LIKE MY STUPID GEOMETRY DASH CUBE DESIGNS WAAAAAAAAGH

This is the most emotion they’ve shown in a while

One day America is gonna be found lying dead behind a random McDonald’s and the whole world will rejoice knowing that total nuclear annihilation was avoided

Jumpscare

AAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!!! they look so stupid I love this hehevheggggrgeg

exploding America with my mind (love the art so very much, THANK YOU THANK YOU!!)

them

YOU’RE SO UNDERRATED WHAT THE HELL THIS IS CRIMINAL (love your art)

Default cube And the angy spike (they're both male btw the spike is transman🥲)

I wanted post in here why not?!?!?

bitch

This is my second ever country human design and I'm feeling really good about it 🍁🍁🍁🍁I made them really deer coded

my most high effort shitpost

based on this image by @spade-box

I mean I just made fanart one time and he was cool with me

As long as he never finds out about the shipping, I’m safe…

Guys, I'm just wondering... Is it even real to befriend Viprin? I just see y'all getting along with him, and I'm just like... HOW??? ARE U GUYS ESCAPED FROM HOGWARTS OR WHAT??? Gimme tips. I wanna be a viprin befriender N.1 too. ( –ω-)

I might as well post this too knowing that Tubular’s epic art post was getting more attention AS IT SHOULD- anyways

During the Mexican Resistance, Mexico had bitten America and injected them with lethal rattlesnake venom that forced them to retreat. America almost died early into their campaign. The solution, since America still desperately wanted to annex Mexico, even more so after losing like that?

Atom bomb. Dropped right on Mexico City.

After Mexico was forced to surrender, America had muzzled them to keep them from biting again. America takes out their anger on Mexico more than any other country they’ve invaded and annexed, but Mexico is extremely stubborn- they don’t plan on giving up until America is defeated, no matter how many times they’re beaten down.

Mexico was also good friends with Texas, who was one of the main forces causing states within the US to start rebelling. The South American Union also has hopes that they can eventually help Mexico out, but- it’s unlikely that they’ll succeed. At least they’re trying, though.