Riven: K-k-ki

Ikaris: Druit you have to work on your manners, humans are complaining. You should say please and thank you, at least.

Druig: Ok, let me try. Ikaris.

Ikaris: Ok, go ahead

Druig:Ikaris, my friend please shut the fuck up, thank you.

Ikaris: Not what I meant but that's something.

Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?

Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.

Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.

Riven: Dude you threw it.

Brandon: Why?

Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"

Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?

Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.

Sky: I have it in film bro.

Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?

Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.

Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.

Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!

Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.

Brandon: I guess you could say I’ve.... fallen for you

Stella: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?

Bradon: Because im super Brandon!

*Flora and Brandon being kindapped*

Brandon: I love this right off the bat.

Flora: What do you love about it?

Brandon: Well, I love... I'll tell you what.

Flora:*wheez*

Brandon: I love it when serial killers, have a fun little thing. I don't approve of serial killers.

Flora *laughing more*:Oh my god!

Brandon: But I do think if you're gonna kill a bunch of people you might as well...have some fun with it.

Flora: I got the feeling that have baseball cards of this guy, you-

Brandon: I absolutely do not. They don't make serial killer baseball cards, thougth, do they?

Flora: If they did you'd probably own them.

Brandon: Flo, YOU would own them, in a heartbeath.

Flora: No, I think you would own them too. Yeah, fine...I'd own them.

Brandon: You'd be like "I'll trade you a Gazy for a.."

Flora: *wheeze* I trade you a Gazy for the Zodiac.

Killer: Uhm...Hello.

Brandon: We should get going home.

Flora: Yeah. Nice ropes man :)

Killer:Uhm.. I'm supposed to kill you guys.

Brandon: Sorry. But we can. Thanks for all.

Flora:Yeah. One day I'll bring you one of my flowers to ligth the room. :)

Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.

* Ikaris going too Sersi*

Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!

Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!

Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.

Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!

Helia: Flora said a Bad word today.

Riven: Where the fuck did she learn that?!

Bucky: FOUR MONTHS-

Sharon*reading her magazine without not caring much*:  What’s wrong with him?

Sam: It’s nothing really..

Bucky: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED  ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Sam: I love you and I respect you <3

Bucky *emotional*: I.. this is will not save you always.

THIS ARE THE FUCKING BESTIES! THE BESTIES WE DESERVE!

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Musa: Maybe I can fix this.

Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.

*Pissed Musa*

Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.

Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.