I See 36-38 (depending On How I Count), And While I Don’t Dislike Yellow Specifically, I Do Generally

Guy helping cosplayers fix their outfit when they need it

AAUGAAAAA ;___; THE LOVELY @fandomfriend SENT ME A GORGEOUS KEYCHAIN SHE MADE AND SENT IT IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BOX (with such a wonderful note!! <3)!!! LOOOOOOOK ITS LIKE FROM MY FICS ;_; the y shaped scar.., the birds petnames.., the croc and the dove..,, the apricot and the pomegranate.,,. AGAOUGAOUGAAAA ;;; thank you SO much for all of the wonderful comments you leave on my fic too, i'm literally SO honored and humbled at such an amazing gift!! ;;; i have the best readers in the whole world, thank you again SO SO SO SOOOOO much my friend!! ;__; <3333 i will cherish this forever and always, it's on display on my desk where i can look at it every single day!! ^__^ <33333

jonathan sims, everyone.

hugely underdiscussed variable in the summer-lover versus summer-hater debate is region.

reblog this and put in the tags: where you live, which season you prefer, and why

“Oh, Martin saw Jon be a complete mess of a human being and thought I can fix him and that was the reason his crush started”

you fools. you absolute circus clowns. you avatars of pure silliness.

Martin is EXACTLY as unhinged as Jon even before they ever meet each other, and becomes even more so after we meet him. Behold:

List of Reasons why Martin Kartin Blackwood is just as (if not more) unhinged than his avatar-of-all-evil-knowledge-boyfriend:

in order to get a job, he lied on his CV. Not too bad, fuck academic elitism, etc, but this man. claimed to have a very specific degree in a very specific field. and then he got hired. because of that degree

and no one noticed. for ten whole years.

(except the head of the institute, which doesn’t count bc he’s an evil mind reading bastard)

Also claimed to be like ten years older than he really was (him and jon share this unhinged fun fact which is fuckin wild)

ALSO also didn’t have a middle name so just kinda. gave himself a middle initial. for funsies.

let a dog into a building bc it tricked him with its cute face

but also carried out a con for months on an avatar of an evil fear god by just. frowning and nodding.

could have been an avatar of manipulation and control, instead decided to be in love. icon.

actually, could have been an avatar of three different fear gods. said no thanks I will be in love instead ty

boss is specifically an asshole to him. decides to fall in love anyway.

had to be told to put his hands in his pockets so he would stop touching plastic explosives

wanted to kill an old man bc one time that old man kind of threatened to throw him off a rollercoaster

after being trapped in his flat for three weeks by a bug lady, brought a jar full of her bugs with him back to work to prove a point

willing to damn an unknowable number of other realities

met himself. he was an asshole. to himself.

“sorry elias I can’t hear you there’s a door in the way”

decided with no evidence that he was going to take his bf on a hiking trip and figure out a way to shove the fear gods back into their little box

has dreams of making out with his bf over their ex-boss’s corpse

“Hey, Elias! J o n a h M a g n u s !!!!! …. OI DICKHEAD”

big strong rowing arms

(that’s not unhinged i just wanted everyone to remember that martin has big strong arms good for rowing and giving hugs)

thinks tea is cure to all emotional ills

certainly has a large fun patterned jumper collection at home

also advocates that he and his bf “get their murder on”

stole a possibly evil tape recorder to record poetry bc lo-fi vibes

spent several months talking to tape recorders more than humans

wants his bf to do a murder on a hot death man bc he was jealous

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

Quarantine boredom = Bone Pile boi bracelets.

From left to right:

Sans

Papyrus

Blue

Stretch

Red

Edge

Black

Mutt

Might make one for G too, haven't found a design I like for him yet