War Criminal Pussy Got Me Acting Unwise

AAAAAA I STILL LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! I'm so glad I chose the stripped swimsuit eeeeee

How would he react to seeing Y/N in a bikini? 😳 And if u answer this pls May u draw it? 🧎‍♀️

He steals glances yet he usually tries not to stare or make eye contact with you since once he does; he stares like a cat. He tries not to look weird and admire you from afar. Extrovert with everyone except Y/N.

rb to save a person with anxiety!!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

HIVESWAP!!!! but not???

Deuce, while studying: Huh. Did you know your skin is your biggest organ?

Ace: Pff-

Deuce: Don't you dare-

Ace: Not MY biggest organ.

MC: What the fuck you mean 'not my biggest-' liKE BRO DOES IT NOT HAVE SKIN ON IT.

Ace: MC, it's just a-

MC: IS YOUR DICK SKINLESS ACE FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION. SKINLESS DICK MOTHERFUCKER.

I'm pansexual but I couldn't agree more

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Fan art to an amazing 🌊🌊 story by @absoluteminimum "Restoration" The beautiful metaphors and descriptions within the story grab imagination and painted pictures in my head. I hope that I've managed to capture some of it!

"Soundwave took a brief, bolstering breath and plunged into the cold waters of Shockwave's mind. [ ...]

The stillness of the surface did not extend here. Shockwave's mind hummed with activity. With every passing second another speck of light was added to the walls of memories, each moment rich with data, all catalogued and marked and noted [...]

Despite the activity found here beneath the waters, Soundwave heard no thoughts. The memories built upon one another in silence."

ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕡𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 ^-^

unsolicited parenting advice of the day tell your kids what to expect! If your two year old is anxious about when dad is going to get home from work, teach him to recognize what patterns indicate that dad is coming home soon! After lunch we will do an activity and then clean and THEN dad will get home. Listen when the calendar day starts with an S dad does not have to go to work!!

and if something goes wrong and today does NOT go according to the plan your little guy expects, tell him!! Hey, dad has to go to work after all today, but he will be home after lunch! Today dad has to get groceries after work, so he’ll be home later than normal. But he will return with more bananas! Focus on the positives too, give them things they can understand. Don’t just say “not today,” they understand the concept of grocery stores and unexpected trips. Just tell them the problem. You’d hate being in the dark about everything that happens to you also. Let them control their situation, even if it’s just their own emotions and expectations.

or even! Teach them to read an analogue clock! Let me tell you, church nursery in the 1.5-3.5 age group got so much less stressful and anxious for EVERYONE when I taught my kids how to read the clock. They don’t have to ask me anymore how much time is left and fish for answers I can’t give them. They know that their guardians will come for them when the long stripe on the clock touches the 2, and that if they aren’t there then then they’re LATE and they get to hold this over their parents head. Because they know their parents can be late. And they LOVE knowing when this has occurred. There is so much less anxiety.

anyway explain stuff to your kids, they want to know. This has been an unsolicited parenting advice PSA