What The Fuck Ethan

Best plot twist EVER 

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

ASDFGHJKL LOOK AT WHAT I FPUND AT A GIFY SHOP

MULERY CLINTON AND DONALD TRUNK IM PISSIMH

Do you have a creepy fic rec list? Like ones where Danny's dead or just has creepy dead like traits (cold skin, acts unnatural, etc) sorry to bother you but I have a hard time finding them. Thanks!!

Yo! Horror is definitely not my preferred genre, but I definitely know a fair number of really good generally angsty/creepy/suspense/dead-Danny fics to start with so here you go!

( @dannyphantomrenaissance​ has a post with some overlap but there may be more additions in those notes or if anyone adds onto this post too!)

Here are some authors that do creepy really really well:

anthrop

Nylah

NebulousMistress

@silvermp​​

@surelysilly​​

@phantomrose96​

Chaos Dragon

Cordria (does every genre, creepy stuff may be hidden in oneshot collections)

HaiJu

Some of my faves:

A Definition of Bad and To Tell You and Perspective by Chaos Dragon

One Thousand Years  by Nylah

Wedding Gifts  by NebulousMistress

now I have become a ghost  by BiblioMatsuri

Chained  by Lightning Streak

A Snapping Sound  by Represent

It was real, and I repent  by anthrop (with PODFIC!!! by @bibliophileap)

Deafening Silence  by Sulky Shadow

A Note From the Residentand The Life Taken  by The Light’s Refrain

Dangerous  by Nylah (Valerie centric)

Amen  by Dibbzy(dead Danny, not necessarily creepy)

Dead, Really  by The Green Pilgrim(ditto)

Promises to Keep  by Donteatacowman 

Pits  by Cordria 

Please  by Cordria 

Some of mine: 

Undone 

Waste of Precious Breath 

So Be Damned 

Suffocation 

Interrogation 

Ghost of a Rose 

Hooky 

The Summons 

Walk in Darkness (Vlad centric)

Steadfast

Dissipation (and its sequel Bad Morning  by PuppetMaster55 @puppetmaster55)

Aerumnus (Dani centric)

Deathwish

There Were Ashes

The Last Ones Waiting

A Walk in Darkness

Introuvable

Superphantom crossovers:

Amphisbaena  by Laora

Cursed  by ICantBelieveImWritingFanFict

Wrong

The Fires Burn at Midnight

The Only Voice Coming Back (with PODFIC!! by @bibliophileap)

Lonely Gray

Hope this helps! And if anyone else has fics to add, please do~

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Jesus f…I wasn’t gonna gif this but FINE…

Wait what the…

OH MY GOD I JUST FUCKING NOTICED MARK PROPELLING THE BOAT FROM UNDERNEATH

*inhales* 

BOI

im serious about that “stop saving things for special occasions” bit tho like. even if u aren’t in your 20s. thats for everyone. its one of the most useful things ive learned lately

stop! just stop. eat the special snack. drink the expensive hippie tea. use the incense or the bath bomb or whatever you paid way too much for because you were feeling really bad and retail therapy makes u feel alive

when we save things for special occasions/rainy days it contributes to us feeling like A.) our day to day existence is lackluster and B.) you have to be feeling a certain level of Bad, or have to reach a certain level of Socially Accepted Achievement, to enjoy things

just give yourself stuff. there are definitely sometimes reasons to withhold things from yourself - as motivation, if it’s something you consciously want to use sparingly, etc - but at least for me half the time it just turns into self-flagellation and also cool things and cool experiences and nice treats just collect dust while i wait for some fabled day when i convince myself i finally Deserve it

just fuckin give yourself stuff dude. life’s so mindblowingly short

Remember that super cool hoodie Lloyd was wearing?? Now you can get your own! You can pick from one of your favorite ninja! 

Lloyd: RB | S6

Kai: RB | S6

Zane: RB | S6

Jay: RB| S6

Cole: RB | S6

It would mean a lot if you reblogged this! :D

Things that make me happy: books

Things that cause me to have mental breakdowns and cry at 3 am: books

yes i have this whole series for slytherin!gojo but let’s take a moment to think about gryffindor!gojo.

a guy who is really the center of attention, the life of the party, the student that everybody knows even if they’ve never had a conversation with him. yes he’s the captain of the gryffindor quidditch team, go figure. girls (and some guys) love him and everybody wants to be him.

gojo satoru is truly what people imagine when they think of the gryffindor house.

which is ironic because you’re probably the last person that comes to mind when house gryffindor is brought up.

it’s not that you’re not a gryffindor or embody it or whatever bullshit others say, you’re just, reserved.

and sure you have your own friends and your own life, but from the long list of gryffindor past and present, you seem a little different. you keep to yourself, you’re not loud, you’re not entirely brave (killing a spider is a daring task), and you don’t really like quidditch. not that you care about all of this. not at all.

and for some reason you have this inexplicable hatred for gojo. he’s loud, overbearing, he makes everything a joke, everybody loves him for some reason, and he always gets what he wants. all the professor dote over him, and it doesn’t help that he comes from a long line of witches and wizards when you’re just starting out.

you doubt he even knows your name, despite being in the same year, but you don’t care. you always manage to grumble something under your breath when he’s around.

so of course with your luck you find yourself in the common rooms, late into the hours of the evening, stressing over a potions paper you knew you should’ve started earlier.

and of course gryffindor!gojo is the only other person in the room, stressing over the same thing. and of course his eyes roam over to you and your hunched over form and your piece of parchment.

and when he strolls over and plops down beside you with that unbearable smile you have to control your face from grimacing.

“i don’t think we’ve ever met before,” gojo, the prince of gryffindor starts as if you don’t know him, “i’m satoru. and i think we’ve got the same problem and i could really use some help,”

his eyes are a bright blue that seem to shine in the crackling fire of the hearth, and his lips are pink and soft, pulled back in a customary smile. your swallow thickly.

“i’m a bit busy, so, no,” you say with an unapologetic look, quickly packing up your papers and shove them in your book bag, not noticing the way the esteemed gryffindors face falls in confusion at your bluntness, “goodnight.”

you race away to your dorm, shaking your head in annoyance and at his audacity all while he sits aghast on the couch, trying to think if he said anything wrong.

but don’t worry, if gojo satoru is one thing, it’s persistent. and he’ll figure out your problem even if it kills him.

when you find someone with the same otp as you