✨ He Gets Money He's A Star Star Star ✨

Tbh the idea of Mark being a night guard is so funny to me for multiple reasons

also sorry there are less headcanons than the others, I didn’t have many ideas for this as I thought I did

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, inaccurate fnaf lore.

🍕 FNAFTM Night-Guard Mark x Night-Guard Reader romantic headcanons: 🍕

🍕 You thought it would be fun for you and your boyfriend to sign up for the night watch at an old restaurant. Sure it might seem a little boring but you get to spend more time together AND you’re getting paid for it.

🍕 Before you applied here you thought he was a badass but it turns out he’s biggest bubble blowing baby when it comes to his job. Just be glad you're here, otherwise he'd bring weapons to try hunting down all the animatronics.

🍕 He literally hates this place with a terrified passion. He tore down the poster in the office and turned the cupcake around so it’s creepy little eyes aren’t staring at him.

🍕 Probably calls you normal things like; Honey, Sweetie, hon, baby, etc...

🍕 Will definitely get distracted during the night shift, probably on his phone or playing with something on the desk. You’ll have to make him focus.

🍕 A goofy goober at its finest.

🍕 This man acts like he’s a brave boy when he’s facing danger, when in reality he’s shitting his pants. 

🍕 He’ll flip off one of the animatronics through the window but cry like a little baby and cling to you when the power goes out. 

🍕 Turns on a playlist to vibe to while working, which sometimes shifts into full on karaoke in the office. (just make sure to close the doors so the animatronics don’t try to join in-)

🍕 Even IF the animatronics are friendly (like in the musical) he’s not changing his mind, he will bitch-slap Foxy if he sprints down the hall one more time.

🍕 and then proceed to slam the door shut before he gets his face bitten off.

JIM INTERVIEW:

After author abandons their Markiplier egos x Reader book on Wattpad for almost 3 years, they debate on bringing it back! What they say about it will shock you!

“I said I’ll think about it, now go away! >:[”

— Author, FennecFics

I’m talking about this -> BULLSHIT BOOK I STARTED WRITING WHEN I WAS 13

THE WINNER -> The necromancer x reader romantic headcanons

Actor is in your home

A Cat-boy and a Rat-thing

Also featuring long haired Mark!!

Cat-boy Mark is an idea I’ve had on my mind for like a week and I love it, but I might evolve this idea into Dog-boy Mark

’cause baby, now we got bad blood!

Been obsessing over Mark’s character from the Lyrics In Real Life video

straight up like Nifty from Hazbin rn, I like me a BAD BOY-

ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC-

Ahhh yes my boy. My sweet sweaty boy…

Oh no! My self-insert has lore now (specifically lore for the Markiplier universe) and they’re not just a silly little guy-

NOOOOO

Don’t worry, I’m working on the author headcanons, I just got hit with some writers block-

When the bad boy you thought about once won’t leave your brain-home

HE WONT GET OFF MY BRAIN-COUCH AND STOP DRINKING MY BRAIN-SODAS

PLEASE LEAVE

I JUST WANNA WATCH THE BEETLEJUICE SEQUEL MOVIE WITH AN EMPTY MIND AND NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADE UP THIRST EDITS OF A BAD BOY THE ENTIRE TIME