I Think It’s Supposed To Be Strawberry Blond Or Something But Who Knows 🤷🏽‍♀️

Bougar

random aot headcanons that are far from canon

- yelena has an accent, i can definitely see her with a russian accent

- bertholdt loves funnel cakes, he tried learning how to make them himself but it didn't really work out

- jean struggles a lot with his handwriting but is too embarrassed to ask anyone for help

- levi loves knitting, he even taught gabi how to knit

- annie also has an accent, though i can't pinpoint what accent would be best on her

- zeke coughs a lot to the point where it's painful for him, it's due to his smoking

- mikasa is afraid of vampires, eren told her and armin a scary story try while they were on a camping trip and the story has haunted her ever since

- porco hates the summer, he hates sweating and he hates the burning hot sun, marcel is the opposite

- eren & armin like holding hands, mostly due to the fact that arming gets really nervous sometimes, everyone (connie and jean) think it's weird but eren could care less

- erwin loves planting flowers, especially with his dad, ot's how they bond

Have you ever looked at Willy Tyber and thought holy fuck that man is so hot?but then realize that his name is not a sexy one.

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Lmaoo. Yes!

Visually, he is a VERY pretty man, but can you imagine moaning "willy" during sex.

"Fuck, Willy" "Feels so good, Willy." 😒

I’d fold for that man, any day.

Yeah Reiner with a breeding kink is hot af-

but what about Willy Tybur?

imagine him pressing your face into the mattress as he bullies your cervix with his tip. Imagine him fucking his seed back into you, and whispering in your ear about how ‘ you’ll make pretty babies’ and how ‘ you’ll make a good mommy’.

just a thought.

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All the kids this man got.. I know he has a strong ass breeding kink.

Definitely feel like he'd love to breed you in missionary with your fingers tangled in his hair, his face buried against your neck as he mutters and moans praises to you about how good you feel and how much he wants to fill you up with his cum. You'd have your legs wrapped around his hips and he'd want you to dig your heels into his ass when he cums, pushing him in as deep as possible and holding him there. 🤤🤤

He'd lie next to you and spread your legs, leaving soft kisses along your neck and shoulder while he buries his fingers knuckles deep inside your cum filled cunt.

blasting this as the weather gets colder

am I the only one who would want to see something like this in fic form?

I was wondering if I could request some Zeke X Marleyan! Reader Headcannons with a Secret Baby trope? I thought it would be interesting and thought I should request it!

I can do that, it’s a nice idea!!

- Zeke would be shocked, obviously. You're a Marleyan, and you’re pregnant - with his baby.

- It goes against his plan but it’s also illegal, he'd definitely panic for a while. But nonetheless he'd ask you if you wanted to keep it.

- When you say yes, he thinks of a plan to just hide the baby. He'd visit you in secret, check on you, check on his baby.

- When the baby is born they look like a carbon copy of him, Zeke isn't sure if he should be scared or overjoyed.

- This is foreign to him.

- He doesn't know how to be a father, he doesn't know how to show love. He thought all life was meaningless until he saw the life that he helped create be born into this world.

- This world that he thinks is so cruel.

I'm sure these trio are canon in the after life as drinking buddies

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker