Do You Think That If Zeke Was A Girl He Would’ve Been Forced To Carry Children?

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

and all the lord’s people said “ Amen”.

I'm two seconds away from dropping out.

Domestic life

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Erwin with a beard means so much to me.

Every time I hear Eruri is called “old gay couple”, I can’t help but think about Vicious AU, where Levi and Ervin have lived together like forever (they are not as old as main characters in series though) and their young neighbour is Eren and their best female friend is Hanji. I’m pretty sure these roles feet Eruri perfectly, because of fancy clothes, attitude and shit. 

100 questions

Is a kiss considered cheating?

Have you ever faked orgasm?

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?

Tell us some funny drunk story.

Why are you no longer together with your ex?

If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be?

What are your current goals?

Do you like someone?

Who was the last person to disappoint you?

Do you like your body?

Can you keep a diet?

If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?

Do you work?

If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?

Would you get a tattoo?

Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?

Can you drive?

When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?

What was the last thing you cried for?

Do you keep a journal?

Is life fun?

Is farting in front of people irrelevant?

What’s your dream car?

Are grades in school important?

Describe your crush.

What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?

What was your last lie?

Dumbest lie you ever told?

Is crying in front of people embarrassing?

Something you did and you are proud of?

What’s your favourite cocktail?

Something you are good at?

Do you like small kids?

How are you feeling right now?

What would you name your daughter/son?

What do you need to be happy?

Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?

What was the last gift you received?

What was the last gift you gave?

What was the last concert you went to?

Favourite place to shop at?

Who inspires you?

How old were you when you first got drunk?

How old were you when you first got high?

How old were you when you first had sex?

When was your first kiss?

Something you want to do until the end of this year?

Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?

Post a selfie.

Who are you most comfortable around?

Name one thing that terrifies you.

What kind of books do you read?

What would you tell your 12 year old self?

What is your favourite flower?

Any bad habits you have?

What kind of people are you attracted to?

What was the last thing you cried for?

Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?

Are you in love?

Something you find romantic?

How long was your longest relationship?

What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?

What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

What are you saving money for?

How would you describe your bad side?

Are you actually a good person? Why?

What are you living for?

Have you ever done anything illegal?

Do you like your body?

Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?

Ever sent nudes?

Have you ever cheated on someone?

Favourite candy?

Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!

Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?

Favourite TV series?

Are you religious? Does God exist?

What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?

What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Do you like Chineese food?

McDonalds or Subway?

Vodka or whiskey?

Alcohol or drugs?

Ever been out of your province/state/country?

Meaning behind your blog name?

What are you scared of?

Last time you were insulted?

Most traumatic experience ?

Perfect date idea?

Favourite app on your phone?

What colour are the walls in your room?

Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?

Share your favourite quote.

What is the meaning of life?

Do you like horror movies?

Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?

Do you feel lucky or special in a way?

Can you keep a secret?

@cobraisveryhorny @dressycobra7

Which oddly specific colour palette are you?

Thank you for the tag, @citrus-moonlight!!! This is... quite literally my wardrobe color on top of the eyeshadows/lipsticks I wear on the daily so this is actually quite spooky skfjsdkf

Link to quiz.

No pressure tags (and you if you see this!): @sixpennydame @nube55 @littlerequiem @pinkberryfox @thechaoticarchivist

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS OH HOW I LOVE YOU

I literally love this man and I wished isayama developed him more.

He’s seriously such an interesting character.

oooo! Can you write a Magath x Wife! Reader Drabble for us 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

-🌻

you guys aren't helping my obsession with this man 🥲 /j

as the door creeks open you smile, dusting the flour and sugar off your apron. a smile is the first thing to welcome your husband back home after almost five years of war.

"welcome back, my love." you cheer, kissing theo's stubbled cheek. his hair is overgrown, strands of grey hair peaking out from his usual buzzcut. ". . .glad to be back." the marleyan sighs.

he drops two bags, the door closing from behind, his body lolling over the firm couch almost immediately. his exhaustion is apparent; having to deal with titan shifting eldians and unruly candidates is not for the weak, it seems.

"i have something on the stove,"

you place a hand on his cheek, watching him lazily peer open his eyes—dark irises staring back at you, looking enamoured and smitten.

"should i fix you a bowl of soup?" you ask. "or maybe some bread and meat?"

theo yawns, "i could eat you." he jokes, a laugh almost escaping the normally stoic man. "i've missed you, more than anything. . ."

you can't help but laugh his attempt to flirt. "later, right now i want you to be well fed and taken care of." you rub his shoulder, taking a seat on his open lap, leaning in for a soft kiss that feels like it lasts forever. not that you mind in the slightest.

your husband hums, stroking his rough chin. "oh, i don't mind at all." he rubs his thumb over your knuckles, your raw and reddened hands don't go unnoticed by him; most likely a result of you scrubbing pans and washing dishes upon his arrival.

"then let me love on you tonight." you offer. "it's the least i could do."

maybe jealous armin when he sees another guy flirting with a dolled up Annie at one of their gala events as ambassadors 🫨

I wonder what Armin told Annie 🤫