Fern-bug-20 - Fern

Have you ever looked at Willy Tyber and thought holy fuck that man is so hot?but then realize that his name is not a sexy one.

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Lmaoo. Yes!

Visually, he is a VERY pretty man, but can you imagine moaning "willy" during sex.

"Fuck, Willy" "Feels so good, Willy." 😒

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

RB to give mutuals a little kiss and some garlic bread

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

what would prev’s fursona be? (Explain ur answer in the tags)

random aot headcanons that are far from canon

- yelena has an accent, i can definitely see her with a russian accent

- bertholdt loves funnel cakes, he tried learning how to make them himself but it didn't really work out

- jean struggles a lot with his handwriting but is too embarrassed to ask anyone for help

- levi loves knitting, he even taught gabi how to knit

- annie also has an accent, though i can't pinpoint what accent would be best on her

- zeke coughs a lot to the point where it's painful for him, it's due to his smoking

- mikasa is afraid of vampires, eren told her and armin a scary story try while they were on a camping trip and the story has haunted her ever since

- porco hates the summer, he hates sweating and he hates the burning hot sun, marcel is the opposite

- eren & armin like holding hands, mostly due to the fact that arming gets really nervous sometimes, everyone (connie and jean) think it's weird but eren could care less

- erwin loves planting flowers, especially with his dad, ot's how they bond

It’s Miche Zacharius.

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

what were the sexual abuse themes in hadestown?

there's a lot to be said about the general presentation of romantic love as binding and shackling and possessive, but the most explicit parts are in the "why we build the wall" outro when hades brings eurydice into his office alone:

and when eurydice talks about hades in "flowers":

hadestown uses a lot of metaphor and coding to bring greek myth into a more contemporary world: the underworld is figured as a mining town, the road to hell is a train, the river styx is a fortress-like wall, etc., and here death and exploitative/coercive contracts are figured as exploitative/coercive sex.

to give it as fair a shake as possible, you can't just say "hades raped eurydice" in the same way you can't just say "eurydice didn't die, she got on a train" because those are both mundane approximate analogues for mythic events, but come oooon guys. "I trembled when he laid me out / 'you won't feel a thing,' he said 'when you go down'" we both know what that is very clearly meant to sound like, they don't call it la petite mort for no reason. "omg the flower imagery is just about funeral flowers stop reading so much into it" so I guess the millennia of using flowers to symbolize women's sexuality in art across the damn globe are completely irrelevant. sorry my bad.

⋆　cowboy!jean kirsten × bartender!reader

cowboy!jean who's popular in your small town, everywhere he goes; he's recognized.

cowboy!jean who stumbles into your bar, the bar your father passed down to you before his eventual death. but jean's presence changes things, it's no longer chatty and loud. everyone's eyes are on him.

cowboy!jean who just requests a shot, aggressively telling everyone to "fuck off". he hates when others stare at him, even if it's for good reason.

cowboy!jean who can't help but stare at you, analyzing your body language, he kick starts conversation with you and is surprised that someone can actually treat him like a person and not a walking legend.

cowboy!jean who doesn't want to admit it, but you've caught his eye.

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