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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

This is the realist thing I’ve hear in my 20+ rotations around the sun.

Reading the Attack on Titan manga is great cause you get some absolute gold lines from Levi like:

Literally the realest thing anyone has ever said in this entire series

Reading the Attack on Titan manga is great cause you get some absolute gold lines from Levi like:

Literally the realest thing anyone has ever said in this entire series

Have you ever looked at Willy Tyber and thought holy fuck that man is so hot?but then realize that his name is not a sexy one.

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Lmaoo. Yes!

Visually, he is a VERY pretty man, but can you imagine moaning "willy" during sex.

"Fuck, Willy" "Feels so good, Willy." 😒

blasting this as the weather gets colder

I think this speaks for its self

@wintrrxxo

Tag game time baby

Ok here are the rules:

1: Go to Character Headcanon Generator

2: Type the name of your current #1 kin character/comfort character

3: Press the "Create Headcanon" button

4: Take a screenshot of the headcanon that it generated and post it in your reblog

5: Tag some moots

Here I'll go first :3

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Tags:

@drizzlemoth @lunozapp @hey-imma-fangirl @awakentrashpanda @aintan0driscollnomore @mylivingend @orangeleftyart @flower--ghoul @selora-florients @n-atsu @ol1verdrawsyt @skullgirlrawr @stitcheds-sewing-box @carnationstars @dat1jamesandthegiantpeach @worldsbiggestnerd101 @fanoffandoms23 @foulfictkin @chaosbug-png @sillyjesters @datotota @catinabeartrap

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⋆𐙚𝓝𝓮𝓻𝓭𝔂 𝓔𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮

Eren sat nervously in his gaming chair in front of you. You two had been together for quite a while now and he honestly still wondered how someone like you even ended up with someone like him.

He has his hands tucked between his thighs nervously, only bringing one up to push the glasses back up the bridge of his nose as they slipped down just a bit before he nervously put them right back where they were.

His eyes focus on the sight of you sitting on the edge of his bed, legs spread wide giving him a view of your pussy, something he'd only ever seen on his phone screen.

"Are.. you sure.. I don't know what I'm doing.." He says timidly, swallowing the spit that seemed to build up in his mouth due to the sight in front of him. He was already painfully hard, his dick pressing against the cartoon-printed pajama pants he had on.

"It's okay Ren, we talked about this before and I can tell you want it.. you've been hard as fuck since I took my pants off. I'm your girlfriend I'm not gonna laugh at you. Promise."

His bright eyes look up at yours through the glasses, looking for sincerity and comfort in your gaze. Before he nods, pulling his hands from between his thighs and hesitantly moving closer.

Despite his bashful attitude with doing things like this in person, he loves doing nasty things with you over video chat and text message, sending pictures and videos, telling you how much he loves to ones you send him and how often he watches them.

"So I just.." His voice trails off as his fingers brush over your inner thigh, his touch as light as a feather.

You give him time to figure it out on his own, knowing he's just working up the courage to actually touch you there.

Your hand reaches out to his hair, twirling strands around your finger before you lightly scratch at his scalp, soothing him. He leans into your touch, sweet eyes looking up into your once more to make sure you're doing okay as he finally brings his hands to your cunt, letting letting them spread you open just a bit to give him a good look.

His mouth starts to water at the sight of your soaked folds spread by his fingers, hole clenching slightly from the cool breeze blowing around his room.

"Pretty.." he mutters under his breath, not even intending for you to hear it necessarily, just voicing his thoughts allowed before he takes his index finger, pushing it inside the hot, gummy walls slowly.

When he sinks it in completely, he lets out a small sigh and enjoys the warm, wet feeling surrounding the digit. When he pulls it back out he hears the sticky, smacking noise of his drenched finger slipping out of you, making him moan as his heartbeat picks up, a blush runs across his cheeks and he lies his head on your thigh.

" 'm sorry.." he says softly, embarrassed by his reaction while he's still pumping his finger in and out slowly, twisting and twirling it between your walls just to pull more of those filthy noises from between your legs.

"Mmm.. it's okay Rennie.. I want you to enjoy yourself, baby.."

He can't seem to break his gaze away from your cunt, slipping his middle finger inside with the first one. He pumps them real slow, his breathing slightly uneven and heavy as he chews on his bottom lip, mesmerized by the sight in front of him and encouraged by the soft, sighing moans coming from your lips and your fingers still lightly massaging his scalp.

He drags his fingers out a bit, seeing them shine in the dimly lit room, cream built up around his knuckles, and he pushes them back in. When he pulls them out all the way, he brings them to his face, smelling your juice on his fingers, much to your embarrassesment, and immediately sinks them into his mouth with a satisfied hum.

He licks and sucks at his fingers like he was starving, finally getting a taste of something he's been craving for the longest. when he pulls them from his lips with a soft smack he instantly drags his tounge over your messy cunt, collecting all of the arousal he'd pulled from you with his fingers making you gasp softly, not expecting him to take it this far.

"Mm.. 'm sorry.. should've asked.." he mumbles against your pussy, sincerely sorey that he'd caught you off guard, but then he's back to eating you out, circling his tongue around the rim of your hole before dragging the tip of it back up to your clit, flicking the bud repeatedly before he sucked on it gently.

"It's okay baby.." you moan, brushing his hair back from his face and holding it out the way, much to his satisfaction.

With how many times he'd thought about doing this to you, he'd hoped he was doing everything right and with the way you sounded, he believed he was. The more his tongue circled around and his pretty, soft lips sucked and kissed your pussy, the closer you got to coming in his mouth.

"Rennie.. wait.." you moan, your fingers pull at his hair unintentionally harsh trying to detach his mouth from your cunt, the slightly painful sensation only making him whimper and devour your cunt even more hungrily.

His hands grip your thighs tight and he moans loudly against your pussy as you cum all over his lips, juices landing on his lips and tongue, dripping down his chin as he slurps you clean.

When he finally pulls his mouth away he looks down, wiping his mouth.

"I'm sorry.. I couldn't help it.." he apologizes softly and that's when you notice the giant stain from his cum in his pants.

"Aww baby, it's okay.. I'll clean you up.. give you head for the first time too, okay?"

A/N: Just a little silly thought that popped into my mind as I was writing my essay that's due at midnight. 😬

🦋: @admirxation @dressycobra7 @zombiehe4rt @beetleluu @lovey-3 @destinationtrekk @tojii11 @kurokawaia @seonghwaprincess @fern-bug-20

What would Porco and Pieck’s kid be named? What would they look like grown up?

HELLO ANON! thank you so much for that lovely question! i actually do have two character concepts for a pkpk baby (and both are girls) the one i currently put most of my braincells into is a girl named rose (maybe short for primrose, i haven't settled on this yet) and i use her in my pkpk milf/dilf au! [1] [2] [3] she actually has marcel's hair and, as i like to put it, her mom's brain, but her dad's temper! i do have a second daughter in the back of my mind as well that i didn't have the fortune to properly draw yet (besides as a baby sometimes [1] [2]) which is a girl named olivia, who, funnily enough, usually is my go-to when i think of a pkpk kid a while ago i made a tiny concept sketch of how i imagine her to look like as a teenager but besides that, there isn't much

she has pieck's black hair and nose but her eyes are more like porco's but droopy lol olivia is a tiny bit calmer than rose but tbh, personally i think that all galliard kids have an above-average level of energy lol (same with intelligence.... those kids are absolute menaces)

i initially also wanted to use her for the milf/dilf au but i thought it would be more interesting with rose because of her hair color. porco doesn't know that she is his kid in this AU and her having neither his nor pieck's hair color definitely wasn't helpful in setting things right.

i actually use both designs if i want to give marcel and pieck a kid, although usually rose is my go-to for them!

unfortunately, usually i focus more on the pregnancy or first months of the babies, so i am aware that all my concepts all need waaaay more details

@wintrrxxo, did you know what was going on at first ? Cause I sure didn’t .

stole from twitter

People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

The snipe simps have been fed.

Day Twenty-Four: Kinktober - MHA Edition

Read on AO3.

Tags/Warnings: Sleepy/Morning Sex, Female Reader, P in V, Thigh Fucking, Nipple Play, Temperature Play if You Squint, Really It's Just Cold, Groping, Fondling, Cuddles, Snipe, Snipe is Just a Clingy Cuddler, Reader is Too, But You're Also Freezing Your Tits Off, Snipe Knows How to Warm You Up

Word Count: 675 words

Summary: Snipe indulges you in some sleepy, morning sex.

Day Twenty-Four: Sleepy/Morning Sex -> Snipe

Cold winter air flutters through the windows and pries your eyes open; you’ve always liked sleeping in a cold room, and luckily for you, Snipe is enough of a hotbox to withstand your preferred temperature and allow the cracked window during the night. On misty winter mornings like this, however, the frigid feeling of numbness in your fingertips wakes you up as a reminder to close it.

Snipe doesn’t make it easy to move out of bed though. One attempt to roll over is met with his muscular arms pulling you right back against his chest. It draws a soft giggle from you, and a smile decorates your cheeks at the idea that even sleeping he doesn’t want to be away from you.

But another shiver runs down your spine – you need to close the window.

“Snipe, my love, I need to close the window.” You purr, scavenging for his fingers before prying them apart.

Well, you try, at least.

Since moving his arms isn’t working, you start squirming to see if maybe you’ll have better luck shuffling through the hold of his arms. Your hips wiggle  and struggle before his legs hook around yours.

“Don’t go, darlin’.” He murmurs.

“Snipe, I have to close the window.” You repeat, snickering at his insistence. “I’m freezing.”

“Mmm, I can warm you up real good if you’ll stay here.” He promises, sneaking his warm fingers into your panties and cupping your mound after pulling them down. “That sound good to you? Won’t you stay?”

A soft whimper flutters past your lips as you take one more look at the window; Snipe’s fingers probe at your labia and then rub through your folds. Heat combats the chilly air and you shiver for an entirely different reason.

“Fine. I’ll stay. Please keep me warm.” You plead.

Snipe’s arms wrap around you from the side, his hand grasping the soft mounds of flesh at your chest. The other hand wrestles himself out of his underwear before it joins its brother, equally doted upon. His teeth draw a cry from you when they tug at the flesh of your neck, and your breath catches when his cock slides between your legs.

Icy wind blows through the window, fighting against Snipe’s efforts. But your cowboy doubles down, turning you over onto your stomach so the heat of his body blankets you. He sinks into your waiting heat with agonizing slowness, still only half-awake and offering you lazy thrusts as you adjust to his size.

Your nails tattoo your pillow and sweet ecstasy kisses your skin with every perfect stroke against your insides. Blue dreads tickle your neck as his lips assault your back, leaving love marks as a map for later. His fingers move again, circling your clit as he pushes you closer to orgasm.

“Oh, shiiit…” You moan, eyes rolling into the back of your head as you undulate back against him. “Please…”

“Cum for me, honey. Hell, you’re prettier than a sunrise and twice as bright.” 

As you tumble over the precipice, laughter bubbles from your chest.

You’re still laughing as your mind fog clears and you become acutely aware of Snipe’s warm seed dripping between your legs.

“What?” Snipe pants, flopping his sweaty body on top of yours. “What did I say?”

“Prettier than a sunrise and twice as bright, huh?”

“Aw, I thought it was cute!”

“It is, but…” You snort. “I wasn’t expecting it.”

“It coulda been worse. I coulda said you feel colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra in Nebraska.” He teases.

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line.” You sass back.

“Mm, if you give me another minute, I’ll let you guide me wherever you want, sweetheart.” His lips find yours again, fingers combing through your hair.

“How about I guide you over to that open window to close it? I’m still freezing my ass off!” You laugh.

The next time he takes you, the window stays closed.

Day 25 (Tune in tomorrow!)

Tag List: @loll82829, @enigma-and-oasis, @serpentcodedd

Interested in JJK, too? Check out Day 24 with Fushiguro.

wasn’t tagged but still reblogging

Show me 4 albums on rotation in your music library

Link here

Anyone on my Airbuds can probably guess these lmfao nothing but bangers baybeeeeeeee

Tags: @hauntedbestie @featheredcrowbabbles @thebellearchives @satangcrush @oopsiedaisymae @chosonie @violet-turning-violet @arvandus @lonely-north-star @misc-magic

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can you draw General Magath? ( by the way I friggin love your style babe 😘😘)

Right so I got a few Magath requests, some normal some... steamy haha, so I hope you'll ALL LOVE THIS

Also I'm glad you like my style!!

y’all I feel like an idiot.

I have a show pig and today I ran out of Linder 6-11 scuds ( it’s super high in crude protein and I need it for state fair which is next week). So this morning after feeding I went down to my local Linder supplier and apparently they stopped their orders for it earlier than planned this year. So I went into their back room and while looking through their feed I saw a bag of sunglo S’more fill and so I grab it, not even reading the crude protein and just taking it to check out because it was the only one I vaguely recognized. i get home and read the crude protein and it’s like 8% instead of like- 25%. So now I feel like an idiot.

( sorry for my useless rant my lovelies ❤️❤️)

New sketches of the babies, haven’t drawn them in 2-3 years.. :’)

Much needed levity for Erasermic between the battles i cant imagine that Aizawa could survive a lifetime with Present Mic without being a LITTLE bit sillygoofy

(shigaraki is somewhere offscreen like 'eraserhead said what??😭'

RB to give mutuals a little kiss and some garlic bread

Happy 21st of September!

sorry I accidentally went through ur whole blog 😅But anyways love ur posts and u seem cool af! Hope ur doing well 💜💜

It’s okay!! I actually appreciated it!!

maybe jealous armin when he sees another guy flirting with a dolled up Annie at one of their gala events as ambassadors 🫨

I wonder what Armin told Annie 🤫

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

wip !! the reluctant queen

based on the reluctant bride by august toulmouche

Hurray for more pre-war shenanigans 🥳

Feels kinda anti-climatic now considering how long I wrestled with this one but oh well! Who has time to learn how animate things anyways? 😆 Now would this have worked better time-wise if LH were talking to Magath and Pieck? Yes, but it’s hard to pass up the opportunity to call Yelena a bitch :)