The Night Before The Exam By Leonid Pasternak, 1895

Knowledge is empowering

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

Sounds about right @sneakylilbish

Thank you for the tag lovely Rose @roseofdarknessblog 🫶

For some reason I couldn't reblog the post I was tagged in HERE so I'm starting a new chain! It was fun to do & the results are pretty accurate (says the hubby). Btw I totally agree with the weaknesses part omg that's sooo me!!!

Link to quiz HERE

No pressure tags: @sixpennydame @this-is-krikkit @dont-f-with-moogles @wanderlustqueen-writes @urbandeity @thehangetomylevi @theysangastheyslew @littlelasagne @amazingackerman @nube55 @nuri148 @kiyoshiackerman @chaotic-on-main + open tags!!!

He fucking what now

Blupees

Thinking about the time I wrote my mom a paraphrased version of AM’s Hate monologue from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream where I made it so that it’d be about how much I love my mom to my mom.

With baited breath I will wait for a revival forever

Being gay fucking sucks sometimes man