Jason: It’s 2019 Why Can’t I Delete People In Real Life?

Ok so I went out for drinks with coworkers and I’m now dubbed “the baby” of the group.

Renee: Hey Dick, my favorite older brother who I love very much and-

Dick: You’re calling me at three am. What do you want?

Renee: Actually I need you to bail me out of GCPD.

Dick: sure

Dick:

Dick: WAIT! WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN GCPD! OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED! *incoherant screaming*

Renee: *click*

Tim: Told you he would be like that.

*turning to officer*

Renee: Can I call someone else to bail me out?

Later

Renee: You’re here!

Dick: why are you in a holding cell in GCPD?

Renee: ask the idiot in the next cell over *glares harshly at random guy*

Random guy: Don’t piss her off. She’s fucking terrifying.

Tim: You don’t know the half of it. We LIVE with her.

no but like in this scene is Bart is literally three feet away from the person destined to betray the human race, the person he's spent his entire life fearing and hating. He has to keep up the pretense of simply being a cheerful, energetic tourist from the future, while in actuality he’s here to find out all he can about his buddy Blue to prevent the Reach apocalypse. That’s why he was in Jaime’s locker in the first place. Not to steal a bag of chips, but because he needed to find out anything and everything he could about him.  

And here, where he’s listening to Jaime talk about his insecurities of being Blue Beetle, his expression actually betrays his emotions for a few seconds. It’s in this moment that he realizes Blue Beetle isn’t as bad as he thought, that there’s something in him possibly worth saving.

Stephanie: 2020 culture is sitting amongst piles of quarantine junk food in your room on a muted Zoom meeting you're only logged into for the attendance, jamming to the Reading Rainbow theme song in your pajamas while you watch your life fall apart

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I drew young justice wonder girl in class today. It’s not the best but it passes in my book. This is part of S2.5 young justice.

Renee: Hey Jason come look at this!

Jason: *walks over* whatcha got there

Renee: *turns around with snake in her hands*

Jason: *stumbling backwards and running* JESUS! DICK YA SISTER’S A WITCH!!

Renee: *running after Jason with snake in her hands* AT LEAST SAY HELLO TO MR. SNEK!!!!

OwO

I know who you are and I’m coming for your kneecaps.

Jason walks into the batcave wearing Jorts one day in order to piss off bruce—except Bruce isn’t pissed, he’s terrified. he’s grabbing jason’s lapels, begging him—“for the love of Wonder Woman, if you ever loved me at all dont let your brother see you in those”

But it is too late

Dick has seen everything

“HEY IF HE’S ALLOWED TO WEAR JORTS—“

(Dick walks into the batcave ten minutes later in booty Jorts and jason discovers true fear)

I have to decide if I hate myself enough to stay up all night rewatching movies 1-3 of Star Wars. I only have 20 minutes left of the first movie.