I was playing TitanFall2 yesterday and my headset died in the middle of the match. You know what? No problem that’s fine. Except it’s not
I use a UwU voice, otherwise known as a discord kitten voice when I get annoyed in the game. So saying things like “ah motherfwucker” and “WHRRE DID HE COME FWROM??” Tends to be said quite a bit
I would like to formally apologize to my teammates for listening to that
How to draw a Hive worm
Your little friend can have as many eyes and spikes and footsies as you want! Have fun!!
Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!
Lily: girl I do not see the appeal
Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.
Lily looses her shit: W H A T
me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?
Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF
me: oh :D
IM SORRY YOURE HOW OLD????
I don’t understand how people can have the same name for all of their usernames??? I have tiktok, discord, twitch, and Xbox and all my accounts have totally different names that have nothing to do with the other.
Which I admit this can cause confusion.
Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?
First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.
Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!
Me as I hold up my keys:Don’t worry I got kiwis!
Sister as she ties her shoes:UwU
What the fuck Raggy