Yes Hello I'd Like To Purchase One ☝️ Long Island Iced Tea For The Beautiful Scurvy-ridden Princess

Daily affirmations

I am sexy

I am beautiful

I am powerful

My hair still looks cute

My skin is its normal colour

My gums feel fine

I am still capable of pulling the sledge

I have the usual amount of teeth

The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now

The captain still thinks I'm pretty

We will find a lemon soon

edward i need you to walk a mile in the freezing cold to bring me more liquor. yes it is so cold you could literally die. chop chop. JOPSONNN YAY how are you my sweetiepie sparkle jumprope queen. i will never let anything happen to you. my perfect baby boy. EDWARD where the FUCK is my whiskey

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

loss of third spaces like opium dens and brothels

magnitude 7 cuntquake.. pussyblast so severe the shockwaves melted the polar icecaps #climatechange

Thomas Jopson + caring for others

The Terror // White Winter Hymnal

Photographs of the ship Endurance and Ernest Shackleton's ill fated Antarctic expedition by Frank Hurley, 1915

i'm envisioning a survival situation but really just whatever context you want. if you want to eat more than one of them which one would you eat *first*

im talking cannibalism not sexually just to be clear (though the cannibalism could be sexual i guess)