I'm A Straight Guy And I Have A Bi Sexual Girlfriend. I Love Her Way Too Much And It's Our 2 Year Anniversary

SEVERANCE + actor improvisation

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

Please... Let no one hurt them. Let them be happy. Let them go to a kinder world.

I won't forget. I swear.

If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.

-Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

Got through something remarkable in the last few days, this only proves how madly we love each other. I just love my girl<3