“i Want To Wear Shorts Because It’s Hot But I Really Hate My Legs” An Autobiography

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

If people in GTA would wear their seat belts, they wouldn’t get carjacked. It’s their own fault.

Ethiopian opal geode

I'd bet any money that Tony put one of these in Clint's room in Stark Tower

I would give anything for this omg it’s so cool just omg omg yes. 

You don’t have to speak in that stupid voice to me, I’m not a tourist.

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD