Charity: Water Stream Drawing For This Month 💙💚💙 @therealjacksepticeye

Now that I actually think about it, Mark literally bought a garter for Warfstache only for it to be shown for a quick gag and never mentioned again lol

Marks and Rec: Misc #1884

(Wil takes fashion very seriously.) (Dialogue from tumblr.)

Happy Birthday to such to an amazing, positive, and energetic boy! 🎉❤️ @therealjacksepticeye

I’m not paying you Tumblr, stop trying to cash grab people.

This is 100% new and 100% Tumblr with 0% ads.

If you love ads, then this post is not for you. If you love Tumblr but hate ads and want the one to continue without having to endure the other, then this post is literally for you. Hello, you.

As of today, you can set up ad-free browsing on your personal desktop computer, from anywhere in the world, and then enjoy the same effervescent Tumblr you know and love (yes, including mobile) without the interruption of ads. Scroll away.

Some caveats:

It’s $4.99 for a month of pure, unadulterated nonsense.

If you like a discount, you can get 33% off (that’s four months for free) at $39.99 for a whole year. Imagine.

This is opt-in. You don’t have to do this. We won’t make you.

How do you opt in?

Easy! Just go to your Account Settings on desktop and hit "Go Ad-Free." From there, you can choose to pay monthly or yearly:

And that’s it! You’ll be able to enjoy your favorite blogs and posts without any pesky ads getting in the way.

That’s all for now, Tumblr. Back to your blorbos.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Ode To A Moon

@therealjacksepticeye

Happiness Will Come To You.

Steven Universe is Harry Potter!

They both lost a parent/parents as a Baby.

They both have a scar tying them to the bad guy/guys.

They’re both raised by people who knew their mothers.

They’re both fighting for stuff their parents started. 

They both have to fix everyone else’s problems.

They both face off against the bad guy and save everyone.

They both nearly die saving their friends.

Everyone compares them to their mothers.

My Dream

So I just had a dream where Jacksepticeye was playing a game when the facecam went all static and when the static stopped the chair was empty then the screen turned black. It wasn't even a scary game it was like Papers, Please or something and it suddenly happened I was so triggered then I fricken woke up and couldn't see what the rest of the video was it had like a few minutes left in it.

How is it that if I post a screenshot of Unus Annus Tumblr automatically sees it as porn but the porn bots that actually post stuff like that get none of their posts removed? Tumblr I think you need to fix your stuff, I keep getting porn bots following me every other week and I don't know how or why they are able to post those things.