what if we put a bunch of people in a jar, covered them in sugar, and felt them for a while? Would we get people syrup?
How do we know what the milky way looks like? We haven't sent anything out that far to take a picture so how did we figure it out?
Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable
bro
those ads where it doesn't tell you when the skip button shows up, but then when it does appear it's only there for a short time so if you miss it you have to watch the entire ad
okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
Relativity Falls!
I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.
Omg wait it would be the absolute batman axe
Imagine sharpening the edge of a laptop and using it as an axe
Found this funky little guy at work today. I petted him because he looked very friendly and then google told me that i shouldn't pet him. His name is Puke and he will be a beautiful moth someday.
she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.
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