Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 3

what if marauders were a band but lead singers regulus and sirius wrote a whole album together which is family jewels by marina & the diamonds

i mean in a regulus “one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i’ll fall apart” black and sirius “maybe it is all a test / ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best” black way. what then

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16

James: I’d go up to her and tell her she’s pretty!

Sirius: that’s not creepy!

James: yeah!

Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way

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Pandora: my brother just called me a stupid head

Barty: your are a stupid head though

Pandora: no you are

Barty: D: why would you say that!

Pandora: because you are

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 2

Remus: hey Sirius? Where the chocolate you had, can I have some?

Sirius: (point to stomach)

Remus: fine I’ll just eat it from there!

James “no one in this room knows I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack” potter

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Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!

Marauders era charcters as thing my friends have said part 1

James: Remus, if you could date me or Sirius. Who would you pick?

Remus (almost immediately): Sirius

Sirius: wait what

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33

Peter: guys I need water but I’m scared of cockroaches

Sirius: is there a roach out there?

Peter: idk yet, I haven’t been out there

Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water

Peter: there’s a dead one what if it’s comes back to life

Remus: I- that’s not… as far as I’m aware, cockroach necromancers don’t exist

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Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?

James: It is what you put on letters

Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters

Peter: I hire carrier pigeons

i love the potter to james to jamie transition amen