Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 32

Marauders era charcters as thing my friends have said part 1

James: Remus, if you could date me or Sirius. Who would you pick?

Remus (almost immediately): Sirius

Sirius: wait what

living a normal day until I remember of the canon existence of the marauders era. Like, most of the characters are not like we imagine them and they are that ew thing written by the Rowling. Like. Wolfstar is not canon. Ew. Bleah. Canon marauders era sucks fr

James says “I love you” to every single one of his friends all the time. The only person he never says it too is Regulus. And this freaks Regulus out so much because he’s the only person James doesn’t say it to even tho he’s his boyfriend so that must mean he’s not in love with him. But here’s the thing, James has not said “I love you” yet even though he says it with everyone else because with Regulus IT MATTERS. It’s not just a quick “bye I love you” like with his friends it’s a real meaningful impactful on their relationship kind of “I love you” and he’s scared he’s going to scare Reg off. On top of that James has never had someone love him back romantically and he’s scared shitless that Regulus won’t be in love with him the way he wants.

So the day Regulus works up the courage to just tell James he loves him, entirely expecting to not hear it back, he’s left in complete shock when James pulls him into a hug and starts crying saying how much he’s in love with him. Reg starts crying too and they both end up in a mess of tears, limbs and snot as they tell eachother how much they love each other.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldn’t know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said “maybe this is just my fanfiction brain” and then she said “maybe discuss some of there years at Hogwarts” and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesn’t care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldn’t suit being taller than he is.

don't worry darling, open ao3, men bottoming there...

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen