The Biggest “your Experiences Are Not Universal” Thing I Feel Is Whenever Anyone Talks About The

James “no one in this room knows I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack” potter

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15

Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual

Peter: both

Sirius: I’m not French though

Peter: not yet

Sirius: huh

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 43

Sirius: *sends regulus a voice note of him yelling what the hell*

Regulus: is this why I keep hearing you scream what the hell?

Sirius: yeah

Regulus: your odd

Sirius: you’re, checkmate liberal

Regulus: die

Lily: Are any of you straight?

Remus:

Sirius:

Barty:

Evan:

Regulus: *raises hand slowly*

James: *grabs Regulus’ hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down with a smirk*

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 8!

Marlene: I think my tits are bigger than yours

Mary: what cup size are you?

Marlene: let’s take off our shirts to compare

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 40

Barty: hey are you coming to hogsmeade tomorrow?

Regulus: I’ll make sure one sec

(Half an hour later)

Barty: it has been longer than a second

Regulus: this weekend right?

Barty: yeah

Regulus: ok one sec

(2 hours later)

Barty: bitch why do you say one sec and never reply

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.