Oh HELL YEAH, Pls Get Fucked

why have trans discourse when we could have trans intercourse

there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism

if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it

me n who?

where’s the lie

Welche Ausbildung solltest du machen? Ein absolut ernstzunehmendes Uquiz, wie es sie sonst nur beim Arbeitsamt gibt.

macaroni macaroni (I‘m going insane)

Dogshite website for real

the immediate reply is “make me” so..

Today’s the day

give it up for tumblr telling me that I have a soul

thanks buddy, I appreciate it

I swear he didn’t do it!!

or maybe he did, but look at himmm

he just needs a blankie and some hot cocoa :3

but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed