Foster-ya - Are You Bored Yet?

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

saying ‘bad morning’ as a greeting each day bc I haven’t been able to do this yet :(

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

I feel this..

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

It's always a pleasure to see you sauntering over.

Anyone who’s ever said that Ao3 needs an algorithm needs to shut the fuck up. I LIKE Ao3 because it DOESN’T have an algorithm, because algorithms often cage you in and end up showing you the same kinds of content over and over again for the same kind of topics.

With Ao3, you can actually search and read everything you want to, without content being almost hidden from you because it isn’t popular or doesn’t match what you’ve read before.

On an unrelated note, I HATE the people that keep whining about wanting Ao3 to be a an app.. NO.

FUCK NO.

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

status update: I‘m bleeding outta my nose now