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Well THATS an idea worth considering

By Stjepan Sejic

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I need to see this movie

RACHEL BROSNAHAN & DAVID CORENSWET AS CLARK KENT & LOIS LANE in SUPERMAN ( 2025 )

i don't usually ship those two but this is cute. Maybe an idea for the future

I love a teen Jason who has a big fat crush on Dick. He sees him and he can't help to feel all nervous and shit, because Dick is just beautiful in every aspect like that. Dick sometimes is a jerk, but he also understands why and can't really blame him, but then Dick is really nice and sweet with him and oh, Jason is so helpless. Jason waits for the next time they'll meet with excitment, because Dick cares for him, because Dick knows how to stop him but also knows how to let him fly. And then he dies. And then he comes back.

He thinks he's already past all that, you know, being all sad and angry at Bruce, at the world, doesn't really give him space to think about anything else. He lives with that, because even if he had the time to give it a thought, he knows he'll never get to anything. And then he sees him again.

He has shorter hair, he is just a little bit taller than what he remembers, but Jason is also taller than him. He's wearing a tight black with blue suit, and his smile even in risky situations is still there, perfect and beautiful as ever. He looks more composed, much more mature but his voice and laugh is a jovial as it used to. He moves in control and grace, with freedom that only the experience grants only a few.

Then they meet eyes.

And God, Jason is so fucking helpless.

Hehe I'm writing a fic which is basically this

Dick, drunk: Man, fuck Jason.

Roy, also drunk, near tears: Dude I'm trying.

Thank you thank you thank you

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Bruharvey meet Absolute Bats

*spoiler alert* of Absolute Batman world setting!!!

Otherwise pls enjoy my little anime of them crossover universe.

（added a coin flipping sound in the video XD)

I’ll put the gif and some key frame below.

Go see your childhood buddies absolute Bruce!!!

I want to see Harvey so bad lol

Screaming, crying

Hey yall I'm on the paintrain tonight.

Instead of Tim becoming Robin to snap Bruce out of his violent streak, he gets too close to take a photo of the evidence that Batmans going too far and Bruce, high on adrenaline, throws a batarang at Tim.

It gets Tim in the throat, dead on.

Bruce gets him to Leslie, and then to the hospital, but like.

He almost killed a kid.

His own weapon is embedded in that kids throat, and that kid will never be able to talk again.

Tim meanwhile, would really like the police to stop asking uncomfortable questions like "who are you" and "where are your parents".

Now we move onto Talia fucking with Jason.

Except now instead of "he replaced you" its "he's become a child killer. An abuser. Guess you didn't know him like you thought." With security footage of Tim getting got.

Jason comes back a lot angrier and with way more of a grudge towards Bruce.

I always wonder if Clark has accidentally called Bruce by a Midwestern pet name without realizing

Bruce: Superman

Clark working on something: yes darlin

Bruce*burning bright red*: uhmm.... M-Mission reports

Clark, oblivious: what's that doll?

Bruce gay panic Wayne: nothing.... doesn't matter

*Smoke bombs away*

Clark finally turn around: weird. what was that about

Later that night in bed Clark wakes up in a cold sweat realizing what he's done.

Clark: Oh no. He's gonna kill me

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Bruce still on the floor 6hrs later: you don't understand Alfred. That midwest charm. It's psychological warfare.

Alfred so done with this gay shit: I only asked if you want tea, Master Wayne. However I now realize that nothing can quite quench your thirst

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

happy death day, jason :3