Bitch This Is The Whole Convo

This sounds like a old cartoon

You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.

Rest in peace

This person made expensive mistakes

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

Holy shit

HOLY SHIT

This right here is amazing.

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

When you realize that if the world ends rn you can't get your 5 dollar sonic shake

Almost time to see if I can continue to be queer online-

When the overhead comes on and says that we get early release and no school tomorrow

The whole class: LET'S GOOOOOO YEAH HELL YEAH LET'S GOO

The cool teacher: I can still assign work to yall

The class: *immediately shuts the hell up*

The loudest person in class: y'all need to grow up

Everyone: *wtf*

Something weird that I just do

I call people child (and kid sometimes)

No matter how old they are or what gender they are

They are child to me

34 year old man? Child.

2 year old? Kid.

16 year old girl? Child.

That kid who is in the grade above me? Child and kid.

The only exception is people my own age or people I know personally.

The reason I do this is because child and kid are gender neutral names

So it's easier most of the time

When you get a new follower and your follower count changes from 2 to 3

Ayyyyyy

Don't forget to drink some water :)

okay now this is nice. also yes i did forget to drink water but im now gonna drown a bottle of water

And I can tell you that, that was a question on our science worksheet

Adhd is weird because I can barely remember my birthday but I can tell you exactly what moon phase happened during the adoption of america's declaration of independence