*narrows eyes*
The only jobs I remember being available were the ones our parents pushed on us
Anyways these sound like jobs from some fiction book.
It is a picture of me, my wife, my son, and of a saxophone.
Honestly yes
no context tee hee
Something weird that I just do
I call people child (and kid sometimes)
No matter how old they are or what gender they are
They are child to me
34 year old man? Child.
2 year old? Kid.
16 year old girl? Child.
That kid who is in the grade above me? Child and kid.
The only exception is people my own age or people I know personally.
The reason I do this is because child and kid are gender neutral names
So it's easier most of the time
Oh my goodness
This is amazing
I love this
~He's just a little guy~
Every time he falls asleep… the nightmares begin
holy shit I love this idea-
Thinking about Dark Revival and what if we see Henry, but he’s become the studio’s Cryptid.
The nicest whovian ever: the person right next to where we had parked had a doctor who bag with the tardis and was the nicest person ever and had 2 dogs which they let me give a treat to one.
Wooden cutout: a vendor trying to sell me wooden cutouts of 9, 10, 11, and 12
WOO WEEE: some guy at a stall trying to sell windows or something like that said to me "wibby wobby times whiny" and yes
Fuck you: a vendor who was trying to sell me 17 dollar earrings that were in circular Gallifreyan that said fuck you
"My daughter loved it when she was younger we watched all of the movies": a women came up to me and asked where I got my shirt because she saw it around. I got my shirt at hot topic. She just saw me walking around 3 different times
You know when life is going like really good for some reason and you are just like when is the bad shit happening.
Oh OH OHHHH LETS GOOOO THIS IS AMAZING
Y’all should watch The Edge of Sleep…
It's the story of how they meet and at the very end the author breaks the 4th wall and says that they want to propose bit didn't have the guts to do it yet and when they did they would give this book to them as a wedding present.
Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing.
My old tumblr account born anew May the gods prayers never be answeredanywaysfan of a lot of stuff ummm bluesky is ihasanxiety funny sometimes
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