I Love It

Me with any random object

My friend just dropped me off at my house and when we got out of the car to hug goodbye she turned around a said “hey, look it’s the TARDIS!” while pointing at a blue recycling can.

My english 15% of the time: very good, perfect, spelling looks amazing, that paper I just wrote? Flawless.

My english 85% of the time: horrible, I live by spell check, speels eny like this, random letters thrown in to try to make sense, my hand writing looks like a 7 year old did it, anything I have to write about is absolute shit

Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out

Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder

Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase

Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk

My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing

Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.

Why are older people like this

Refuge.

😑

Why do I keep finding Tumblr posts on pintest right after I reblog them

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

This sounds like a old cartoon

You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.

Me watching the live show of fob: where is Joe. Where is fuckin Joe. WHERE DID YOU HIDE JOE!?! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT. THAT AINT JOE. WHERE IS JOE???

Sometimes you just gotta get up and cry

The entire plot of sleep hollows

It's finally here!

The spooky month!!!