Alfred Is Just A Mood

King Shit

sometimes you have a shower thought so dumb you just gotta draw it

OK so my dad likes tell jokes right

But not the traditional terrible, we've heard them 1000 times....

No, he tells the BEST fucking dirty jokes imaginable

So I was just mind my business, eating pizza rolls, when my dad comes in the room and......

Dad: I've got a joke for you

Me: ooo what is it?

Dad: what do Lord of the rings and brokeback mountain have in common?

Me: *taking a big bite of mah food* what?

Dad: *trying to contain his laugh* two rings get destroyed

Me: *chokes on food*

Both: *dying of laughter, legit could not breathe*

Mum: *sighing* oh god not again.....

Lol

Dick, head in hands: Jason you can't-

Jason, scoffing: What are you, a cop????

All the other officers in the Bludhaven Police Department:

''That one was me'' lol

Nobleman on Zuko's Council: Firelord, someone blew up one of our factories!

Zuko, knowing full well it was Katara: Who could have done this?

Second Nobleman: Firelord, several of our war machines were crushed mysteriously by falling rocks overnight.

Zuko, deadpan, knowing it was Toph: Whatever shall we do?

Third Nobleman: And there was an uprising at one of the schools. Apparently one of the students, a young colonial wearing his school uniform belt as a headband, started a "rewrite the history books" campaign.

Zuko: Young people these days.

Fourth Nobleman: Also someone in a spirit mask is robbing the rich at swordpoint while reciting lines from theater.

Zuko: That one was me.

#SpencerSaturday -➤ Dammit, Hardison for irisheyesofny. 

bonus:

True

Whatever u heard about me, I'm actually 10x worse.

Leonard Snart aka Captain Cold + Tumblr Text Posts, Other Legends

Adorable

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i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️